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scarydoll:
Why are you in the doghouse?
tryst:
lol!!! ok ok, you can come out now. I forgive you, turd.
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tryst:
I was told you were stuck because of a weather advisory. which is it? 
v0rge:
so, you are not too far from me, you want to come to my SG blow out?
i should probably clear things up a bit and let you all know that i really have a good life. i just get a little self-centered sometimes and forget to look around and notice how good i have it.
the only thing i really have to complain about is occasional boredom.
-pb
music: robert earl keen
book: the redemption of althalus (will it ever end?...
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the only thing i really have to complain about is occasional boredom.
-pb
music: robert earl keen
book: the redemption of althalus (will it ever end?...
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_bossanova_:
I'd take Hope Sandoval any day, too.
cherrysodap0p:
you seem pretty normal with stuff just how life goes sometimes... hehe
anyone else having trouble posting pics? i get nothin' but a large X when uploading them.
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i miss texas and my brother. he and i used to shoot each other with shotguns and get drunk and chase women and be general hellraisers together. we were crazy boys and inseparable brothers and you couldn't fit the thinnest sheet of paper between us. we knew what...
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bloodykisses:
sweet 
maurauder:
What have I told you about coming to my dreams? I mean, you showed up and I was all happy to see you, but I was a little overwhelmed, as I had died and was just coming back to life. At least we got to hang out a bit and I could show you around Santa Barbara. You liked the big fish tank and wanted to feed the newt and we slept cuddled up on the floor. It was all good until the zombies showed up, then we were too busy kicking zombie ass and trying not to die, to get to know each other.
Seriously, thats what I dreamt last night.
Seriously, thats what I dreamt last night.
bad week. feeling a bit better now. i've realized working looooong hours in the office depresses me because i feel like i'm expending huge amounts of my finite supply of life and energy on needless bureacracy and stupid paperwork.
i want to watch twin peaks again. the whole series. guess i'll go down to the basement and get my vcr since the pilot (pre episode...
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i want to watch twin peaks again. the whole series. guess i'll go down to the basement and get my vcr since the pilot (pre episode...
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maurauder:
Can I watch Twin Peaks with you!?!? I've been wanting to have a marathon for a long time. Don't tell me you own the whole series, thats just not fair!
You get to read with tinies. Thats so cute. Tell us all about it, k?
-M
You get to read with tinies. Thats so cute. Tell us all about it, k?
-M
smuffy:
have you applied to the 105? if no please do.
in the meantime...
this is an interrogation, please answer to the best of your abilities:
-when drunk, what's the first thing you do?
-what do you think of turtles? bumblebees? bumbleturtles?
-draw a self-portrait and post the photo
-when someone slaps you, what do you do in return?
-what is a fudgepacker?
-when is pouncing most appropriate?
-how do you propose to increase your comment count?
-draw a random photo, of anything and post it
-kitties or doggies?
-do a google image search for the color blue and post the best pix
-what is your favorite frozen, but microwavable food on a stick?
p.s. participation is essential to staying in the group...will you be able to hang?!?
in the meantime...
this is an interrogation, please answer to the best of your abilities:
-when drunk, what's the first thing you do?
-what do you think of turtles? bumblebees? bumbleturtles?
-draw a self-portrait and post the photo
-when someone slaps you, what do you do in return?
-what is a fudgepacker?
-when is pouncing most appropriate?
-how do you propose to increase your comment count?
-draw a random photo, of anything and post it
-kitties or doggies?
-do a google image search for the color blue and post the best pix
-what is your favorite frozen, but microwavable food on a stick?
p.s. participation is essential to staying in the group...will you be able to hang?!?
[seriousness]
thank you all for leaving notes. i really do like getting them.
i haven't the will to reply to them all at the moment. i haven't the will to do much else but sleep.
i'm scared shitless my life means nothing.
i feel normal, dull, regular, medium, mediocre. and that pains me.
i could use a change of pace.
i surf, drink, read, and...
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thank you all for leaving notes. i really do like getting them.
i haven't the will to reply to them all at the moment. i haven't the will to do much else but sleep.
i'm scared shitless my life means nothing.
i feel normal, dull, regular, medium, mediocre. and that pains me.
i could use a change of pace.
i surf, drink, read, and...
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thedishwasher:
aww, hun, hope you cheer up! you are in no way dull! 
dravenraine:
Have a great weekend!
my pink cardboard samuri sword is to keep that scary voices and world-killing Vogons at bay, why the fuck else would i have it?
jeez, you people and your questions.
why are you talking to that dead cat in the gutter pb? why are monkeys flying out of your butt pb? why are you humping that signpost pb? why the pink cardboard samuri sword, pb?...
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jeez, you people and your questions.
why are you talking to that dead cat in the gutter pb? why are monkeys flying out of your butt pb? why are you humping that signpost pb? why the pink cardboard samuri sword, pb?...
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roxxee:
Any man with monkies is a man of my own heart. Even flying out their butt. 
*sigh Monkies
*sigh Monkies
iamsynn:
i hear that theres some place in fairfax that has 3 dollar carbombs on monday night you down to go sometime?
wow, just ended my crazy busy week by sleeping for 12 hours. it feels like i've slept for a year. now its 730am on a saturday and i have no idea what to do with myself.
maybe i'll go take a nap.
more later when i'm more alive.
-pb
maybe i'll go take a nap.
more later when i'm more alive.
-pb
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crushjunkie:
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aliceinmyhead:
You could.. go the beach!
pity.
this feeling of pity feels like grease inside your skull.
it clings like the remnants of a spider web after you've walked through it, invisible and unsettling.
it makes you feel as if you're in a crowded, dirty highway rest stop bathroom and have to Go Number Two.
it is the crazy bum, talking to himself and stinking up your space on the subway,...
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this feeling of pity feels like grease inside your skull.
it clings like the remnants of a spider web after you've walked through it, invisible and unsettling.
it makes you feel as if you're in a crowded, dirty highway rest stop bathroom and have to Go Number Two.
it is the crazy bum, talking to himself and stinking up your space on the subway,...
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causus:
Who is pitying who? Did I spell that right? 
puresauciness:
That was very well put
from the Drunks group:
how about Red Bull and Vodka?
well, i'll fuckin' tell you about fuckin' Red Bull and Vodka.
fuuuuck that. its almost as bad as mixing bubblegum and fucking drinking and calling it schnapps.
cut to last year when pb was unfortunately living with the gfriend.
pb, gfriend, and gfriend's best friend go out drinking. many, many drinks are had. pb drinks...
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how about Red Bull and Vodka?
well, i'll fuckin' tell you about fuckin' Red Bull and Vodka.
fuuuuck that. its almost as bad as mixing bubblegum and fucking drinking and calling it schnapps.
cut to last year when pb was unfortunately living with the gfriend.
pb, gfriend, and gfriend's best friend go out drinking. many, many drinks are had. pb drinks...
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crushjunkie:
I'm disappointed that google could not find a picture of the 'gap troll' from Mad Tv.
Anyway, in words - the gap troll lives under stairs and bridges, throws hexes around when gap shoppers cannot answer its questions, and is generally extremely unpleasant looking and smelling. As well, I believe the gap troll is hermaphroditic so I guess you might have to be bi to date it or something.
Red bull sucks.
- crushjunkie -
Anyway, in words - the gap troll lives under stairs and bridges, throws hexes around when gap shoppers cannot answer its questions, and is generally extremely unpleasant looking and smelling. As well, I believe the gap troll is hermaphroditic so I guess you might have to be bi to date it or something.
Red bull sucks.
- crushjunkie -
librarian:
Um, I meant it in the Diana Ross way. Y'know, 
LOVE .
LOVE .
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finch:
except i'm allergic to those pesky kitties, as much as i love them, so i'd prefer puppy love
hi. i hope you're doing well.
hi. i hope you're doing well.
finch:
drunk is not so bad. forlorn is not so good.
i'm drunk, and right now i'm soooo....in love.......with you.......and i don't wanna think too much about what we......should or shouldn't do...........
when drinking i'm much, much less original.
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our world of laws and strip malls and fluffy clouds and a million distractions from the not knowing...it drives us to what may seem irrational acts of masochism or self loathing.
being encased in government issued...
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when drinking i'm much, much less original.
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our world of laws and strip malls and fluffy clouds and a million distractions from the not knowing...it drives us to what may seem irrational acts of masochism or self loathing.
being encased in government issued...
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librarian:
Mimosas are what they always serve on the airplane while you're waiting to take off, so I seem to associate them with travel.
The last time I was really plastered was at a wedding in 1998. All the women got into heavy conversation around the champagne fountain, and you know champagne just makes you more thirsty, but I didn't want to miss any gossip, so I just kept dipping in. I shared some info about their boss's penis size and introduced myself as "Frosty". Shame.
The last time I was really plastered was at a wedding in 1998. All the women got into heavy conversation around the champagne fountain, and you know champagne just makes you more thirsty, but I didn't want to miss any gossip, so I just kept dipping in. I shared some info about their boss's penis size and introduced myself as "Frosty". Shame.
scarydoll:
Well, if you're gonna plagarize, at least you've chosen an excellent source.
