pavlovsdog

Twas two days before Christmas,
And all through the city,
Traffic was jammed bumper to bumper,
It was rather shitty.
All of the shelves in all the stores were bare,
Crushing my hopes I'd find something there.
So empty handed I left the mall very late,
Swearing next year I wont procrastinate.

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Attention denizens of the metropolitan Atlanta:
It is not a race. You...
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My computer just crapped on me. Somehow it lost my profile so when I restart the computer I have to log on as a guest. Any of you computer wizards have any ideas as to what the problem is?

Anyway I just got back from the baby shower. Actually it was more like a baby themed dinner party, which if you think about it could...
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Random musings:

I always thought baby showers were for women. Maybe I'm thinking of bridal showers. Anyway I have to go to my friends baby shower. Why? It really seems like I'm invited just to get more gifts. Way to go! Your reproductive system works! Yay! Here is a radio for your creation that plays soothing ocean sounds.
I know I need to be supportive,...
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The whole world is frozen.

Sometimes I wish it would thaw and melt away.

"Change it because I am the Director," is not collaboration.

I lost it with the director of A Christmas Carol this weekend, because after the opening show she tells me to change a bunch of cues, because she didn't like the way that they looked. She has been doing this show for thirty years and she doesn't like anything different. It would have been one...
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The number of iced drinks, frozen drinks, and shakes I serve on a frigid day like today boggles the mind.

*Public Service Announcements*

1) All roommates should refrain from having very loud, obnoxious drunken sex while I'm trying to sleep.

B) All co-workers are encouraged to wear underwear while working with me.

Failure to comply may result in my loss of sanity.

Thank You. We now return you to your program already in progress.

Another week, another lighting design. This week I'm dangling from the catwalk of Asheville Community Theater setting up lights for Montford Park Players production of A Christmas Carol. In addition to designing the lights, I also have a secret cameo in the production.

It took Charter five days to fix the internet. God was starting on man by then.

I've been designing lights for a play called The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told. The first half is an interpretation of the Old Testament except in this version God (who is the Stage Manager) creates Adam and Steve and Jane and Mabel. The second half deals with the...
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My internet connection is wonky.

I'm totally hijacking a computer in a lab at UNCA.

It closes in 15 minutes.

I'll get back to you when later, when my internet is fixed.

P.S. I decided to take the shoes.

P.P.S. It seems my favorite Suicide Girls have vanished. I think I'll let it be. My favorites are on my friends list. 'Nuff said.

So here is a bit of a moral dilemma for me. One of the owners of Port City Java (the coffee shop where I work) works at Nike in Portland. He's vice president of something or another. (In actuality it just one of those titles big corporations like giving out because it makes the employees feel special.) So here is the deal, he wants to...
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