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On the chest of a barmaid at Yale
Were tattooed all the prices of ale
And on her behind
(For the sake of the blind)
Was the same but written in braille.


(I got this off Are You Being Served? last night. Old TV has the best stuff.)

I'm going to the Metal Hammer awards on Monday.

HELL YEAAAAAAAAH

^__________^

PARTY TIME

Oh yeaaaah.

I\cant wait. I tried to have a party when i moved to London but it failed epically 'cause all my friends were still back home in Belfast and it sucked 'cause I LOVE throwing parties. James doesn't like them, but he's in Cali so it's all good. Except for me missing him (awww).

But yeah, I made awesome cute cupcakes,...
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I keep losing my internet, boo! Whick kinda renders my SG subscription a waste of time ffs!

Anyway, I'm off for four days for Easter hols. Parties and BBQs galore, it's gonna be ace.

How're you?

Oh God, I am glad I took today off work!

Last night was FANTASTIC, best St Paddy's day ever. This morning wasn't so great, have only managed to eat crisps and drink pepsi, anything else makes my tummy cry. I also want a snickers ice cream, though. Gym for me tomorrow...

Woohoo! St Paddy's day!

I'm going to have a shower and then get drunk.
Slainte, bitches! Have a good one.

Epic st Paddy's party yesterday. And that was just a warm up, cannot wait for Tuesday! Uploading pics now whike James watches Transformers, some frightening shots.
Didn't get home until after 7am, I am wrecked, but in a happy way. We had bacon sandwiches earlier, they were gooooooooood.

How was everyone else's weekend?

So, further to my last blog from forever ago.... only just got internets!

not a whole lot new, except the flats.

Oh wait, yeah, I joined the gym. Fuck yeah. And I got some work friends to go with too, so I will actually stick at it.

Except for next Tuesday, when I will be getting rat arsed drunk with friends in honour of St...
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Moving tomorrow, eep! Still haven't packed anything, so today will be a fun frenzy of putting stuff in boxes. Woohoo.
How're you?

/end boring blog

Oscar's battered liver needs a break.
So I went to the pub yet again to discuss a business thing that I wont go into just yet and, 5 snake-and-blacks and a jager later I was shitface. Hooray. 4 days in a row.
Man, today is gonna be a grim day at work (yes, I did come online to look at naked chicks before work. And...
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