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L File Praic!!!

St Paddy's tomorrow! Got the day off work, green laces for my Doc Martens and the world's most immense pub crawl planned.

Pionta Guinness, le do thoil.

Woooo. I'm back (again). Naked chix ftw.

Okay, so I'm drunk enough that tomorrow is going to be a shit day at work. And Dave just stuck his dick in my lime cordial.

I suck at Worms but I'm boss at cooking, and I'm all about camping. And knitting and sewing.

Aaaaand that's me. How're you?

Hi!
So yeah, I haven't been on in ages. I decided for a while that since I couldn't BE a Suicide Girl (boy wasn't down with it) I'd steer clear to avoid envy.
But yeah. All's cool, just boozing and chilling on this fecking cold NYE.
Have a good one all!
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Today, I go to Candycakes for cupcakes. Cutest place everrrrr.
Then I buy lingerie. Can I afford it? No. But whatev.... It cheers me up, I love knowing I got somehting pretty under my clothes.

Man, this whole suicide girls thing is driving my crazy.
I get why the manfriend doesn't want me to do it, but I want it SO bad. Like, everything for the past few months has sucked to the maxx (my father has a few months to live and my mother tried to kill herself and threatened to kill my little brother. It was crazy so...
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So it's been a while. Drug addict mum, terminally ill father... you can see why I've been distracted.
So. Advice please - how do I tell my man I wanna apply for SG? I know he doesnt want me to do it, but it's my body, and I'm gonna. I love him, but could use the money in my pocket. I like being naked, money...
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There was this banner here before for a handmade lingerie site and I can;t remember what it was - help!

I totally just had sex on my balcony. It was AWESOME.
Picture every landmark in London - you can see it from my balcony. Tower Bridge, St Paul's, Big Ben, Cananry Wharf, the Gherkin, The Wheel....

It was epic.

Urgh, it's so effin' hot in London! 32C, I'm all hot a sticky. Yuck. Might go for an evening stroll by the thames, there's always a nice breeze down there.
And its a good reason to ask my boyfriend to rub me down with suncream...

Today I am going to the pub and will be getting my Metal Hammer ticket.
And get this - Anvil is playing!!!!!

I'm sososososo excited. I sense work on Tuesday will be a bad time for me, but what the fuck ever, it'll be totally worth it.