So what's been going on in me land?

Well, my band has been pushing back the boudries of sound once again. We've now recorded most of our first album, and it's pretty strange stuff. A mysterious collision between Coil, Erik Satie and Nick Cave. One of our tracks has a decidely unusual effect on people's houses if they have a powerful bass system. I've encoded...
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It's good to be back. Turned out my headaches and ick were being brought on by some nasty high blood pressure that was being caused by panic attacks. The doc's put me on some medicine that is now taking effect, so I'm back in action! Did you all miss me tons?

So, this last weekend I went to the Gothic Nightmares exhibition at the Tate...
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Oaagh. Two day long headaches suck, big time. Onibaba needs something nice and fun to come and take away the ick. Any ideas?

Off tonight to my splendidly named local pub. Feel free to come along, and I shall buy you a pint.

And so it came to pass that The Onibaba did sit upon the long train and press shuffle upon is Rio Karma. Hours later, a slightly deaf Rock God did the arrivings at a very cold station in Scotling. There were the teenage goths. There were the neds, yelling about their scratched bawsacks. It was good.

Glasgow is brilliant. Upon my birthday weekend I did...
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Robert Morgan is one of the UK's best kept secrets. His short films are beautiful, shocking, upsetting, cruel and contain more imagination in there megre running times than any number of mainstream blockbusters. He's a genius with a warped brain that seeps out painful truth.

Perhaps the best of his work is his animated short The Seperation. This horrific story of brotherly love, desire for...
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So, it's Monday again. Maybe the greatest Monday ever, as it be my birthday. Already, crowds of peasants are thronging outside my window singing "We love you, you am skill!" and also something about doing filthy ruderies, but the iambic pentameter they used was pretty shocking so I refuse to reproduce it here.
The crapness is that I have to go to work. Yuk. What...
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This morning I have been learning that you cannot consume billions of pints of liquid fun and then expect to wake up in the morning dancing and skipping like a rampant kitten. Today I'm more like a despondant gnu, and I most likely smell like one too. This is my best ever chat-up line and I am sure now I have posted that I will...
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Today, two of the girls in my office whipped their knickers off in front of me. This is a true fact. Just a shame it's not half as interesting as it sounds. Ah well. Such is the life of Onibaba.

Tonight, I'm being taken out to a previously notorious pub for pre-birthday drinkies by my chums. This is great news, although I'm enormously tired after...
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Five things I have learnt today:

1: Do not spend hours preparing a birthday party invitation on Quark Express unless you have first checked it can save in a format that any nomal person will be able to use.
2: Do not spend all evening writing a story for the above that morphs from being a short joke and turns into an excellent idea for...
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Cor blimey, guv! First day and all that. Logged on far too late to have a proper look, so Mr Daglepuss shall weave his merry way bedwards. *Waves to his adoring fans*