Life is an endless parade of pants right now. I'm on long term sick leave with clinical depression, which is never a laugh, and the medication adds no booze to the list of fun things that are not in my life (ie - sex, drugs, thousands of monkeys).
So. I'm really strongly considering a new tattoo to help make me smile. Any suggestions as to...
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So. I'm really strongly considering a new tattoo to help make me smile. Any suggestions as to...
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revelation:
I'm sorry, I first read "cynical depression" 
onibaba:
Cynical depression isn't too far off the truth sometimes!!
Cor blimey guv. Work are taking me over to Orlando for a whole massive and enormous week in July. I feel the need to increase my ink levels while I'm there. Do any of my thousands of adoring fans out there in SG land have any recommendations for Tattoo parlours? 
And on another note, this summer we WILL be making Los Hombres, the greatest movie...
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And on another note, this summer we WILL be making Los Hombres, the greatest movie...
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deboraborealis:
what kind of tattoo are you getting/did you get? here's one i designed -- 
jackie:
dont know about tattooist in usa.... the movie sounds awesome though. hehe
Keynsham Rectory burned to the ground 98 years ago to this day. Famous as the inspiration behind both M.R. James' story "The Turn Of The Screw" and Arthur Machen's "The Great God Pan", it was through the lesser known Algernon Blackwood story "The Innocence" that the Rectory first entered the public imagination. Although the events described in these three stories are designed to send shivers...
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pajamamama:
Hey you!!! I have missed you! Oh and thank you!
I have missed you! Oh and thank you!
pajamamama:
Well that is the nicest compliment!!! I think she is wicked pretty. Thank you very much! Did you like it? How are you doing? How is life?
I think she is wicked pretty. Thank you very much! Did you like it? How are you doing? How is life?Life. Deedle deedle life.
Life. Oooh. Life life lifey life. can't think of anything
Life ohhhhh lala la laaaala that's enough
Liyiyiyiyife....
Oh I don't like scary things
Yes scary things are scary.
I'd rather do something a bit middle of the road instead of a scary thing.
Yes life oooh lifey wifey woo
And I'm such a lame arse
That everything shits me up...
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Life. Oooh. Life life lifey life. can't think of anything
Life ohhhhh lala la laaaala that's enough
Liyiyiyiyife....
Oh I don't like scary things
Yes scary things are scary.
I'd rather do something a bit middle of the road instead of a scary thing.
Yes life oooh lifey wifey woo
And I'm such a lame arse
That everything shits me up...
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jackie:
get a dead pin up girl.... like a sexy zombie
jackie:
i had a really wierd dream last night.
I dreamed i was eating loads and loads and loads of sweets with an old friend from school who i havent seen in years. We were talking about what weve been doing since we left school..then a fox came into the room we were in and was speeking english..like a posh english mans voice (y'know like pertwee or john hurt or whatever) he wanted me to scratch behind his ear coz he's never felt what that was like and also to give him a bath......
WIERD
I dreamed i was eating loads and loads and loads of sweets with an old friend from school who i havent seen in years. We were talking about what weve been doing since we left school..then a fox came into the room we were in and was speeking english..like a posh english mans voice (y'know like pertwee or john hurt or whatever) he wanted me to scratch behind his ear coz he's never felt what that was like and also to give him a bath......
WIERD
The damned-arse conference is done and dusted. I survived, despite one hour's sleep over three days and consumption of a whole Birmingham of whisky. Only one person complained to me, and that was because he couldn't recognise the number nine. Therefore he is an idiot and I am the winner.
Tomorrow I'm cooking a Russian / Scottish meal for 15 chums. Going with a Georgian...
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Tomorrow I'm cooking a Russian / Scottish meal for 15 chums. Going with a Georgian...
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anarchie:
That sounds yummy. Thanks for the comment on my set with Wendy!
pajamamama:
Thank you very much! 
Ugh. I've been looking after my sister's kids (plus woof-factory) for the last week while she moves into her new house. The other day I returned home to be greeted by my niece who promptly did a spew all over me. Which is clearly how everyone likes to be greeted!
Anyways, after getting cleaned up and sorting her out from her tummy bug, I've now...
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Anyways, after getting cleaned up and sorting her out from her tummy bug, I've now...
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jackie:
hooray for spew...and russ mayer films 
thanks for your comment btw
thanks for your comment btw
pajamamama:
Damn it!!!!!!!! I need a jet plane and your phone number...hahaha! Thanks babe!
The shittest couple of weeks in history just culminated in my SG membership expiring and me not having any beer tokens to fill up my card with. Luckily I've now been paid, but not for much longer - My whole office is being made redundant. Lots of political obfuscation went on before hand trying to kid us that this wasn't happening, and it all leaves...
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pajamamama:
You are SOOOOOOOOO sweet!!!!!!!!!!!! You make me smile so much! 
Ooaargh. Just back from the Edinburgh Festival. An amazing time. If you're around, check out Wil Hodgson - This genius is a My Little Pony loving, pink mohawked ex wrestler with a fine turn of phrase, the anger of a righteous skinhead and the sensitivity of a care bear. His show provides laughs and contains enough meat to give anyone who has ears to hear...
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sky:
ive never been to edinburgh festival, and every year i plan too. just never make it
jackie:
cakes and fine wine
I have been hiding.
Isn't it great when a huge shipment of grindhouse movies arrive for you to watch, just as the telly is taken over by sweaty men kicking spherical objects around. Anyone who feels the need is welcome to come by, drink Magners and watch such classics as Frankenhooker with me.
In other news, my band, The Sorrow and the Pity are doing...
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Isn't it great when a huge shipment of grindhouse movies arrive for you to watch, just as the telly is taken over by sweaty men kicking spherical objects around. Anyone who feels the need is welcome to come by, drink Magners and watch such classics as Frankenhooker with me.
In other news, my band, The Sorrow and the Pity are doing...
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sureality:
I am so glad you enjoyed the new Alexsandria Shoot. Check out my journal for behind the scenes.
jackie:
mmmmmm magners...
can you link me to your bands myspace im shit at finding stuff...i get lost
can you link me to your bands myspace im shit at finding stuff...i get lost
So what's been going on in me land?
Well, my band has been pushing back the boudries of sound once again. We've now recorded most of our first album, and it's pretty strange stuff. A mysterious collision between Coil, Erik Satie and Nick Cave. One of our tracks has a decidely unusual effect on people's houses if they have a powerful bass system. I've encoded...
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Well, my band has been pushing back the boudries of sound once again. We've now recorded most of our first album, and it's pretty strange stuff. A mysterious collision between Coil, Erik Satie and Nick Cave. One of our tracks has a decidely unusual effect on people's houses if they have a powerful bass system. I've encoded...
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kay:
I'm definitely wanting to! he he.
What is your band name?
~cheers
What is your band name?
~cheers