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Argh. Boys suck cock.

I relaly need to get this one out of my life, but I like kissing him so much, and we have such grand plans for porn.
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olsen:
I do want him. I just cannot justify the wantage.
emblemparade:
As long as they can keep their mind off the cock for a few minutes to give you some attention, it can Work Out.
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Computergasms around, kids.

I just installed Win2K and Hark! my computer actually runs! imagine that.......

Life is good.

But a month without easy computer access has made me a grumpy grumpy girl.

That and finding that my roommates ate the vegan icecream they bought me to replace the vegan icecream I had bought myself as a special "you're home from Chile" consolation gift.
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aaronsrod:
one of my fav stories is billy goats gruff, I just loved it as a kid *pun intended haha*
aaronsrod:
oh and what the hell is vegan ice cream, it sounds evil
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ladymaze:
I don't. Know. wink

Yeahyeahyeahyeah...feeeeeeeedback...feeeeeeeeeeeeedback. That's it. We're officially partners. I declare it to be so, and seal it with a kiss. kiss
amstar:
Hmm... this is not a good time for metal or anything else. Next week tho maybe... biggrin
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Here's an interesting question: What do you do when the boy that you were once in love with and still dream about and feel pangs of "miss-you", but with whom you severed all contact after he date-raped your best friend drops a note in your new live-journal saying he's glad to hear you're still alive? Inquiring minds need to know....
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itburns:
Glad to hear it!
ladymaze:
My tummy is STILL a tiny bit red, even after a good scrubbing in the shower. shocked

Mmmmm....nuuuuuuts.... tongue
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I'm back in the country after a beautiful and catostrophic voyage to the south of chile. I promise to post a long photo-post with more on this, but I came back to a broken computer, and really can't spend too much time online until I get my own machine back in commission.

Sea lions are stinky.


Me.
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amandadnama:
Oh yes, install XP. Trust me on that one. smile
amandadnama:
Jesus F*ing Christ!! eeek eeek You want me to personally come and drag his sorry obsessing ass out of there? I mean I do have weapons. . .
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Write me a poem on your butt.

I'm serious about this. I'll be in Chile for 2 weeks, and when I come back, I want my comments to be filled with photos of your butt-poems.
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ladymaze:
Yup! It's me in the pic now! Whee! Hehe.

Sure, I could go see that with ya sometime. Could be entertaining, at least!

YAY, btw. YOU'RE BACK!
itburns:
I hear you're back in Chi. How were your travels?
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I went to see Phantom tonight with the lovely lady_k.

K: ....Do I know that girl?

I'm thinking "how the hell should I know if you know some girl?" I look over to see.

Me: She looks really familiar.

K: Did we make out with her?

Me: Yeah, I think we did.
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ojaeflo:
Great story. biggrin love biggrin love biggrin
candy:
that sucks they turned it down.. i sent it in late october.. good luck if you try again.. kiss
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Oh, my holy hell, Stalker Roommate!! It's bad enough that you're in love with me, but occupying the bathroom when I want to go to bed....and peeing.....with the door open......and then drunkenly retching your foul-scented bile into the toilet I place my butt upon as I pee?

Yick.

This little girl is going to bed with dirty teeth tonight.
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basurablanca:
I've been better, but I apreciate you asking.
rexphantom:
This is my favorite journal entry ever.
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Limited Time Only Engagement: I'm back in Chi-town until the 30th......which is just long enough for me to try to make more plans than I should, and procrastinate on packing.

*Clarification: I'm Not Moving, no worries!! I'm just back home between 2 trips. On 30 Dec, I'm leaving for travels in Chile.
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bettina:
I'm glad I could make you chuckle. biggrin
samebeat:
Wow, have a good time in Chile. I've always wanted to go there, and actually have two of my best friends there right now. Hiking around the Magallanes (mountains, really craggy I believe?). Have fun and be safe smile
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Hey, girls: remember how I said I'd post a short story I had written?

Well I finally remembered.

So here it is. To the people who haven't heard the BG info, it's FICTIONAL (so no it isn't about me!) but Very Distantly inspired by someone I know, and hardly knew at all at the time of writing.



When My Mother Stopped Smiling


I wanted to...
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ladymaze:
Mrph. Come back! Come back! I miss you... frown
kevykev:

I know it's late but...
Happy SantaWorm Day!!



//ke_v
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infinity:
biggrin



grrliness!
thurmis:
looks like you guys had a good time, was that at the green mill?

i think it is time to go back to school, I think I am just going to take random classes here and there though, like the first one i want to take is a spanish as a second language class. I really want to learn to speak spanish, just because it's becoming more and more important in the way business decisions are made, at least in the company i work for. all the bi-lingual people have all the freedoms in the world and they are treated like gods because they speak english and spanish. i get treated like a god because i am a good worker, if i could speak spanish i would be greater than adam west.
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I love girls night!!

When I'm back in the country, let's do it again......surreptitious notes and all!!

I hope you have a gorgeous night with the finnish phoenix--I'm off to pash my thingie!!
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ladymaze:

Pity the phoenix turned out to be a dud, we should have all just gone home with you



I second that motion! kiss

olsen:

Pity the phoenix turned out to be a dud, we should have all just gone home with you



I second that motion!



Next time, my pretties!!