Oh, my holy hell, Stalker Roommate!! It's bad enough that you're in love with me, but occupying the bathroom when I want to go to bed....and peeing.....with the door open......and then drunkenly retching your foul-scented bile into the toilet I place my butt upon as I pee?
Yick.
This little girl is going to bed with dirty teeth tonight.
Yick.
This little girl is going to bed with dirty teeth tonight.
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basurablanca:
I've been better, but I apreciate you asking.
rexphantom:
This is my favorite journal entry ever.