My mother and he were driving in the mountains - my mom was driving, as he's not able to drive anymore, due to stroke complications: left-side neglect. Suddenly he goes "Pull over. I think I'm going to hit you." He was holding his left arm and it was spasming uncontrollably. She pulled over. Suddenly, his entire body went... Read More
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How often do you masturbate, and for how long? (really.
Update:
No one is participating in my very important scientific survey. Sad-face.
Since fair is faire: I literally never masturbate. It's like.....maybe every few months.....for maybe 5-10 minutes and then I get bored and flop down and quit.
I was on doctors orders to masturbate, so I used to try to... Read More
Thanks! I'll do ya one better . . . I'm gonna put actual pictures in those spots. I'm delirious from looking at all this code, but, suffer for your art, right?!
Got to see the K and the Monkey for a grand total of about 30 minutes before running frantically out the door. Still they pampered me with Frickin Pot Pie (just named it Fake+Chicken = ~ Fricken, right?), and a necklace that I'm wearing now, and a beautiful book o sheet music, and a button about my love affair with zombies, and chocolate, and did... Read More