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Daily Comic Spoof for 6/10/03

Dennis the Menace (by Ketcham)

Panel 1: Denis: "Damn Dad, I didn't think Mom could bend like that, especially with Mr. Wilson on top of her!"

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The Family Cirus (by Keane)

Panel 1: Girl: "Daddy asked Mommy to give him a BJ, and when she said 'no' he told her to have 'half a
heart'. Now she's giving him one."

ALTERNATE

Panel 1: Girl: "Did you know if you do it fast enough a babies' blood is green? No shit, I saw it on Fox."

ALTERNATE

Panel 1: Girl: "And that's when the police came, it took them an awful long time to find the other half of Daddies' manhood!"

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Clasic Peanuts (by Schulz)
Panel 1: Charlie Brown: "Do you think it's wrong to love Baseball as much as I do?"

Panel 2: Charlie Brown: "I mean, I sleep with my glove under my pillow, I keep a ball in my backpack..."

Panel 3: Charlie Brown: "And whenever I want to jerk off it always has to be to my mint 1988 Top's Baseball Card Collection, do you think that's weird, Lucy?"

Panel 4: Lucy: "Shut the fuck up Chuck."

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Mark Trail (by Elrod)
Panel 1: Caption: "In the infamous Man Hole bar of NYC"
Villian1: "That Lucy is sure one peice of ass isn't she?!"

Panel 2: Villian 1: "I'd really like to sas that quach! Leme tell you!"

Panel 3: Villian 2: "I guess!"
Villian 1: "I lied, I'm talking about you!"

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As always, these jokes work a lot better if you're actually looking at the comic. I get mine out of The Washington Post - your millage may vary.