ofmerebeing

Comic Spoof 6/8/03. Note: For these jokes to work they require you to have the comic for this date in your hand, just replace the diolauge.

Zits (by Scott and Borgman)
Panel 1: Pierce: "Tell me a secret abuot yourself, D'ijon" (originial text)

Panel 2: D'ijon: "Hell no."

Panel 3: Pierce: "Hmm, ok, I'll go first"

Panel 4: Pierce: "Sometimes I like to dress up link the Gimp from Pulp Fiction, be sodomized with a plunger and forced to drink pickle brine until I pass out"

Panel 5: Pierce: "I'm having problems with intimacy." (original text)
Jeremy: "That's ok, I brought the mask, gimp."

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For Better of For Worse (by Johnston)
Panel 1 - 2: Dee tries unsuccessfully to feed her child, the baby procedes to make a mess

Panel 3: Robert(?): "Hey, Dee - look at this!"

Panel 4: Robert(?): "They've invented a machine that'll get rid of our problem for us!"

Panel 5: Robert(?): "You just stick the baby inside, cover the room with plastic tarps, turn it on and presto! Out comes what looks like home canned peaches!"

Panel 6: Robert(?): "Wow! That looks delicious, you know how much I like peaches!"

Panel 7: Dee: "I swear to Christ if you call our child "our problem" one more time, I'll let it devour you in your sleep!"

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These strips are harder to parody because they're so freakin' long. Oh well.