oceansinthehall

"I was born standing up...BE PREPARED!"

Tomorrow is Record Store Day and Kick-Ass! Looking forward to relaxing a bit.

Do you have any idea how much mental focus it takes to write "synthetic penis" rather than "dildo?" This isn't where I thought school was going to be taking me.

Summarily judgmental.

Please, Wednesday night, come soon.

I passed out giving blood today. Given a bunch of times, also had plenty of IVs and blood drawn in my life sans problems of any sort. I felt refreshed when I woke up after a few seconds. Maybe I shoulda eaten something before going.

How long do you think it takes to grow a mustache as thick and lush as Tom Selleck's?

Beer & Robert Smith make things a lot better.

ALLERGIES!

"No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one." -Elbert Hubbard

Who was the person who gave me a free membership for three months? It's been four or five years since I was a member. Good to be back and see all these interesting women.