oceansinthehall

When you are seated next to a lady,
you should be only POLITE during the first course;
you may be GALLANT in the second;
but you must not be TENDER till the dessert.

Less than one month left for my subscription here...

scout:

Why does everyone threaten to leave but instead do nothing. Assuming you are still here and know about estate law. Please message me.

Jul 18, 2017

I revel in the fact that my musical tastes let me fork over $5 for six amazing bands in one night.

moonlil:

Thank you very much for the comment!

Apr 16, 2011

Enjoying the taste of all blood in my mouth today...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein