obnoxious99

The Aftermath:
I woke up in the hallway this morning. I drank a Guiness. Smoke a joint and cleaned. I cooked from 2:00 to 8:00 last night. I was a total prick in the kitchen. I made a killer drunken irish itunes mix. I had to make this thing great. It was.
I made a fuckton of food, bought a shitload of booze, it was...
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So tonight, we all went for sushi. We invited our buddy Dunn who practically lives here. It was like watching a fuckin 2 year old with their first hot dog. And to top it all off, he snared some pelt at Kildare's afterward. The biggest retard of the bunch, fucking Christ! My buddy Cliff says, "whu about dem hoowahs over dare?" I said,"I'll fuckin pass,...
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We are having a St. Patty's party. Probably lose the security deposit. Oh well. All are welcome in the Philly area.
Check that out man, I was being nice just then, ON MY BLOG! Next the blind will see and the lain will walk.
No more treats girl. Ooops. I think I'm going to drop out of the dating scene for a while. I've had...
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This girl that I share treats with is getting off the boat tomorrow. I don't wan't to deal with it. My friend from home is staying with us before he goes to Amsterdam. Prick. I am not only jealous, I hate him as well. Shit is different with friends when you actually live with them. I flipped out on the temp. She cried and left....
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Turns out one of my patients is a Philly celebrity of sorts. For numerous reasons, I can't tell you who it is, but he came up with a song that had a dance to it. I know you all give a shit.
I am training a temp. She makes 45 fucking dollars an hour. She's terrible and very unprofessional. She's extremely peppy. If she said,...
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I'm still not smoking. Why do I do this to myself? The hardest part of my life, too. Masochism is my middle name.

So, it's official. I'm cheif radiation therapist now. It quite sucks. I'm telling people that are twice my age what to do, how to do it, and reason with them when they are being lazy shitheads. Hooray for everything.
My friends all went downtown for Fat Tuesday and got shitfaced at 7 A.M. this morning on South Street. I said I couldn't go, which was...
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Im sorry for the last post. I irritated my roomates parents with Guns and Roses all tweakend long. I found my first gray hair. 10 years of total abuse to my body, I'm not surprised. I've been doing this partying shit for way too long. Maybe I should pick up golf or some other gay lame-ass shit.

My buddy Nat died from lymphoma one year ago today. I was a pallbearer. I treat cancer patients 5 days a week. I treated his spine and cat scanned him at University of PA hospital. The cat scan looked god awful.
It's gonna suck bigtime. He battled this shit for 8 years. I had cancer, too. Bone cancer, which is like one of the most...
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