Thursday Oct 28, 2004

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Welcome to null's How to Impress Your Boss.

Tip of the day for Thursday, October 28, 2004: Make sure to be watching Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas trailers when he comes in to see if you've got the Visio network diagrams done for one of the three segments of tomorrow's presentation you'll be handling.

Extra points if you don't turn it off while you're talking to him.
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trevallion:
Muahahhahaa...yyyeeeesss....my subtle subterfuge is subtly going to take over the world....muahahaha.

Sorry, I always think like that when I hear the word diabolical.
mistersatan:
Fuck, we'd be hammered by the time the results for Ohio came in.

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