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I work in a place where we coined the abbreviation MMMIGTMYD (midget motorcycle man is going to molest you dance) about one of our coworkers. Said dance is like a combination of the lawnmower and the monkey if you were straddling a very wide motorcycle while dry-humping it. He did it at one of my female coworkers not long ago.

I weep inside.
mistersatan:
puke
Jul 24, 2006
mistersatan:
Yeah, maybe I didn't word that journal in exactly the best way. It just kinda hit me all at once that three friends of mine are in pretty dire straits, and I thought maybe I'd been bitching a little too loudly about the situation I'm in. Either way, perspective is a good thing.
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