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Saturday Mar 27, 2004

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When did everyone become so clever? How long has cleverness been America's real pastime? Are HBO Comedy Specials and Chris Rock concerts to blame?

Face up to it people. Most of you aren't funny. Not in the least. Stop trying. Leave it to the professionals and semi-pros. If you really want to try, start in the minors and work your way up.

If you must insist on trying to be funny, know when to stop and stop trying to score every last little hit you see. Otherwise don't fucking cry when you get smacked around by someone that is funny because they're tired of listening to you.
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velocity:
You'd better believe I intend to use that knowledge to my advantage, as well. That's why I'm the Shogun and you're the Samurai.
Mar 28, 2004
mistersatan:
FIVE BUCKSSSSSSSSS!!!
Mar 28, 2004

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