Quick one today, since I'm due in Seattle in just over an hour.
I've got chocolate in my hair and a welt the size of a pack of playing cards on my right thigh.
Yesterday at work was interesting. I started trying to knock things down, but learning Crystal Reports on the fly doesn't involve much knocking of anything in any direction--let alone the desired...
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I've got chocolate in my hair and a welt the size of a pack of playing cards on my right thigh.
Yesterday at work was interesting. I started trying to knock things down, but learning Crystal Reports on the fly doesn't involve much knocking of anything in any direction--let alone the desired...
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Why is a cock-measuring contest the first thing smart people do when they get together?
Today was characterized by more Hot Marketing Girl antics. I'd go into detail, but such things are already becoming too old hat for me to belabor.
I'm tired in that way that manifests as pressure behind my eyes, but I'm not sleepy in the least. I think I'll just stay...
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Today was characterized by more Hot Marketing Girl antics. I'd go into detail, but such things are already becoming too old hat for me to belabor.
I'm tired in that way that manifests as pressure behind my eyes, but I'm not sleepy in the least. I think I'll just stay...
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samling:
i love monster trucks. they rule!
unravled:
Where is this cock measuring contest you speak of? Why wasn't I invited?
Today was frustrating at the onset. My coworker had a bitch fit when I told her again that something I said couldn't be done was still impossible. I'm not angry at her, though; I'm sad. People are so inexplicable to me. She'll ask the same question repeatedly if she doesn't like the answer. Eventually, I become annoyed and stop answering, which she takes for me...
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muzencab:
Thanks for calling me. I know I've been a little bitch of sorts, but I can feel the wind starting to blow from the west. (think castaway).
Now I gotta ditch the moving-out-cleaning-old-apt party with the little woman tomorrow. I Feel drawn to see everyone. Plus maybe there will be some making out tomorrow. Dont worry, you'll be first.
We need to grab lunch or something sometime soon. What time do you have to work tomorrow.
Just kiddin aboot the making out. I only jest like that with my close homeys.
Let me know when there is Ffffffffiiiirrrrrrrrrrrreeeee going on. I love the most neccesary elements of mans survival-then twisting them to my fancy.
Later bra,
Rob
Now I gotta ditch the moving-out-cleaning-old-apt party with the little woman tomorrow. I Feel drawn to see everyone. Plus maybe there will be some making out tomorrow. Dont worry, you'll be first.
We need to grab lunch or something sometime soon. What time do you have to work tomorrow.
Just kiddin aboot the making out. I only jest like that with my close homeys.
Let me know when there is Ffffffffiiiirrrrrrrrrrrreeeee going on. I love the most neccesary elements of mans survival-then twisting them to my fancy.
Later bra,
Rob
muzencab:
What are the stipulations for the burly show?
A coworker asked me repeatedly if something could be done, and I told her it couldn't. She apparently still promised a customer that we'd do it.
Now she's mad at me that it can't be done.
Now she's mad at me that it can't be done.
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supremepizzaman:
Stupid bitches. Again.
I am supremely distrustful of compliments. This past week people have given me ample reason to be distrustful. I don't like that.
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unravled:
You were? Should I be distrustful? What do you want from me?
unnecessaryz:
If compliments make you wary, what do insults do, you big dumb pussy? 
The saddest days are when you're reminded people love you best when they need something.
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unravled:
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
unravled:
Don't you sleep?
Ah, time for my seemingly weekly SGSeattle party wrap-up.
Before I launch into the details, I want to thank Volks and Kara for donating their incredible space for us to ostensibly play some cards. I loved Volks' door and window series of paintings. Kara was entirely too cute and a better hostess than we deserve.
I was in one of those horrible moods where no...
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Before I launch into the details, I want to thank Volks and Kara for donating their incredible space for us to ostensibly play some cards. I loved Volks' door and window series of paintings. Kara was entirely too cute and a better hostess than we deserve.
I was in one of those horrible moods where no...
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kinnie:
well, I've finally found my life's calling! 
Pitching quarters into shot glasses, that is.
Pitching quarters into shot glasses, that is.
flux:
I fucking love that story. Welcome in, buddy.
My distaste for people is more pronounced today than normal. Nothing good can come from this.
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unravled:
Not that kind of Dom.
unravled:
Well, would you still think I was hot if I did?
I have usurped the Great Satan! Long live the Great Satan!
mistersatan:
*head explodes*
STOP THAT!!!
STOP THAT!!!
I've caused drama. My ability to function as a human being is still stunted. My heart cries out that I should just disappear. Six months ago, it wouldn't have been a question; I'd be gone before I could type this. I like the way my life has been evolving, though.
Perhaps that, of all things, means it's time for me to ghost.
Perhaps that, of all things, means it's time for me to ghost.
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n8tvegrl:
Okay your bit about passing the stone was HILARIOUS!
I love it when you can laugh at even the most horrendous experiences... you're my kinda guy.
I love it when you can laugh at even the most horrendous experiences... you're my kinda guy.
mistersatan:
*sigh*
You, like the others, will fall by the wayside.
You, like the others, will fall by the wayside.
Today the hot marketing girl brought me Godiva chocolates and told me about her ideas for fun websites. There was also some working and I came up with a new idea that everyone I've told thinks is gold, but a hot blonde in a Ducati shirt bringing you chocolates overrides all that.
Oh, I had the best answering machine message ever. It was like a...
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unravled:
Well then. You ARE a lucky boy.
unravled:
Most of the people in my neighborhood have the same phone prefix as me. This means I get many, many calls from people who speak next to no English. Like yesterday:
"I calling about the job"
"Job?"
Como?
"Uh, we're not hiring."
"I calling about the job"
"Job?"
Como?
"Uh, we're not hiring."
Apparently people come to read this journal from time to time and think I'm cool. Man have I pulled the wool over their eyes.
Yesterday didn't start off so well. I woke up screaming at about five in the morning. My right calf had decided to cramp for some reason. Now probably none of you have seen my calves, but suffice it to say that...
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Yesterday didn't start off so well. I woke up screaming at about five in the morning. My right calf had decided to cramp for some reason. Now probably none of you have seen my calves, but suffice it to say that...
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unnecessaryz:
I guess SGNY are the only people who check the photosets obsessively. You people need a freaking sign telling you where to go!
muzencab:
word nigga. I might be sousing it up this weekend.
I'll call ya.
I'll call ya.
Hope that that doesn't stroke your ego too much.
I need to move to Seattle. Fucking seriously. No more of this removed-from-the-world Orange County bullshit.