notoriouscat

" you see, when i look at my drink i don't see that it's half empty."
" it's half full?"
" no. oh no. it's time for you to go to the bar and get me another."



and completely stumbled across randomly...
"definitely the glass half empty type."-eloise

thank you R. for reminding me that no matter how awkward you might feel about an impending social situation, an Irish Car Bomb almost always makes it better.

"it's not my fault, i just couldn't resist. he had a kitten on a leash and he has facial tattoos."

if i ever get rich, i am taking mon capitan here.

this post is not at all meant to make fun of anyone's misfortune, it's not really about that at all.
it's about how my sick sense of humor (because i made no effort to correct this misinterpretation at all) and my normal way of talking to a co-worker has made several of our brand-spanking-new work study students think i am a ridiculously heartless girlfriend. (and...
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randomosity 8.12.8

-i just bought publix brand facial tissue over a name brand on sale because there was a glaring usage error on the tissue box. (the publix ones were still a few cents cheaper, but less fluffy. i knew that i would be annoyed by that box every time i looked at it.) : mad:
- two other pedestrians and i almost just got...
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fuck that emo bullshit.
i am going to eat the last piece of ice cream cake.