Online Dating Part 2: The Physical
The most boring part of any profile is that list of things that you have to choose to identify your physical preferences. The list of height, weight, eyes, hair, buildsee even reading the list is boring.
It is particularly hard for me since I don't really care about a lot of it. I would love to tell you I am attracted to tall, white, athletic, women that have red or raven hair. But that does not explain the mild wood I got when I met my new hair stylist today. She was about 5'3", either Latino, mix of African and White, or really really tan, and she was curvy. She doesn't fit the description of what I would be attracted to but don't tell my penis that, it was quiet happy that we met her. Basically I don't care what color eyes you have. I would request that you have eyesalthough a chick with an eye patch could be sexy.
So, what would my ideal woman be?
I don't know. I can tell you what I consistently find sexy, but I have dated a woman who falls into this category, so I do not know if it will work.
First off, there is something very sexy about a tall woman. I'm 6'2". Whenever I can find a woman that I can see eye-to-eye with, literally, then I am impressed. Red or Raven hair is a plus,, and I like curvy or athletic women.
The weight choice is something that I sometimes feel a bit hypocritical about. I have yo-yoed my weight my entire life. I am not fat, and I'm not athletic. Unfortunately, a man can't identify himself as curvy. That leaves us with Average, whch is boring, and a few extra pounds, which when shot through the internet decoder ring translates to fat and I don't want to admit it. If only they would put cuddly on the list.
Then we have the risk of women who claim curvy when they shouldn't. There is a fine line between curvy and a few extra pounds. Curvy use to be the staple of feminine beauty. Back in the days of Bettie Page and Marylin Monroe (long before Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton and all these other Skeletor bitches took over the role of sex symbol. Hey Olsen Twins EAT SOMETHING!!! Sorry)
Curvy is when the breasts and hips roll out in smooth curves from the stomach. If they stick out the same length we call it an hourglass form, and it is perfect. But only slightly less perfect is when one set of curves stick out a little bit farther than the other. Then you get that nice acoustic guitar shape that is equally sexy. If the curves you are claiming are formed by anything other than your breasts of hips then you are not curvy, you got a few extra pounds. Which is cool, just not my cup of tea.
As for the athletic women, wellWhat can I say? The thought of a woman that can beat the shit out of me is kind of sexy.
I hesitate to mention race and religion. Now bare with me here cause this one always seems like a trap. For the record I chose White, Native American, and Middle Eastern. These are stereotypically what I find most attractive. That being said, I don't care. I have never had a problem with someone based on her race. It usually boils down to problems with the individual, which is who I'm dating. I hate people that blame their bad habits on their ethnicity. That is a huge cop out and a huge turnoff.
Religion is a different story. I have a tendency to rub Catholics the wrong way. And because of that I just stay away from them. And since most Latino women I have met have been Catholic I tend to stay away from them as well.
I know we should all be proud of our heritagewait, if you're a minority you should be proud, lately white people are expected to be ashamed of their heritage. And as long as you understand that I consider myself an American, the fact that I am French, German, Italian, Polish, Cherokee, Spanish, and Canadian (as well as others) means nothing to me. I don't celebrate Bastille Day, or Canada Day, I've never been to Oktoberfest (although I want to go cause I'm a drunk not because I'm part German), and I don't own a casino. My ethnic background did nothing to form who I am.
As for the other things on the listJob, yeah you should have one. You should make enough to support yourself, cause I'm not paying your bills for you. I have known guys that start dating a woman and are paying the bills for her place as well as his own. That just seems like a form of third party prostitution. It's kinda sad.
I don't care if a woman smokes, just not inside my house. And I don't care if she drinks, as long as she is not an angry drunk. I've known too many of those, it's not fun. A huge plus if she happens to drink Bourbon or Scotch, that is really sexy.
So that is what I am looking for, a tall, athletic, red or raven-haired beauty that drinks but doesn't smoke, has eyes and a job, is not Catholic and doesn't let there ethnic background define them. But she can be short, and curvy, and blonde, and she can smoke. Or just be the girl that cut my hair today and we'll go from there.
If you are out there, give me a call.
See ya in a couple of days with the part three.
The most boring part of any profile is that list of things that you have to choose to identify your physical preferences. The list of height, weight, eyes, hair, buildsee even reading the list is boring.
It is particularly hard for me since I don't really care about a lot of it. I would love to tell you I am attracted to tall, white, athletic, women that have red or raven hair. But that does not explain the mild wood I got when I met my new hair stylist today. She was about 5'3", either Latino, mix of African and White, or really really tan, and she was curvy. She doesn't fit the description of what I would be attracted to but don't tell my penis that, it was quiet happy that we met her. Basically I don't care what color eyes you have. I would request that you have eyesalthough a chick with an eye patch could be sexy.
So, what would my ideal woman be?
I don't know. I can tell you what I consistently find sexy, but I have dated a woman who falls into this category, so I do not know if it will work.
First off, there is something very sexy about a tall woman. I'm 6'2". Whenever I can find a woman that I can see eye-to-eye with, literally, then I am impressed. Red or Raven hair is a plus,, and I like curvy or athletic women.
The weight choice is something that I sometimes feel a bit hypocritical about. I have yo-yoed my weight my entire life. I am not fat, and I'm not athletic. Unfortunately, a man can't identify himself as curvy. That leaves us with Average, whch is boring, and a few extra pounds, which when shot through the internet decoder ring translates to fat and I don't want to admit it. If only they would put cuddly on the list.
Then we have the risk of women who claim curvy when they shouldn't. There is a fine line between curvy and a few extra pounds. Curvy use to be the staple of feminine beauty. Back in the days of Bettie Page and Marylin Monroe (long before Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton and all these other Skeletor bitches took over the role of sex symbol. Hey Olsen Twins EAT SOMETHING!!! Sorry)
Curvy is when the breasts and hips roll out in smooth curves from the stomach. If they stick out the same length we call it an hourglass form, and it is perfect. But only slightly less perfect is when one set of curves stick out a little bit farther than the other. Then you get that nice acoustic guitar shape that is equally sexy. If the curves you are claiming are formed by anything other than your breasts of hips then you are not curvy, you got a few extra pounds. Which is cool, just not my cup of tea.
As for the athletic women, wellWhat can I say? The thought of a woman that can beat the shit out of me is kind of sexy.
I hesitate to mention race and religion. Now bare with me here cause this one always seems like a trap. For the record I chose White, Native American, and Middle Eastern. These are stereotypically what I find most attractive. That being said, I don't care. I have never had a problem with someone based on her race. It usually boils down to problems with the individual, which is who I'm dating. I hate people that blame their bad habits on their ethnicity. That is a huge cop out and a huge turnoff.
Religion is a different story. I have a tendency to rub Catholics the wrong way. And because of that I just stay away from them. And since most Latino women I have met have been Catholic I tend to stay away from them as well.
I know we should all be proud of our heritagewait, if you're a minority you should be proud, lately white people are expected to be ashamed of their heritage. And as long as you understand that I consider myself an American, the fact that I am French, German, Italian, Polish, Cherokee, Spanish, and Canadian (as well as others) means nothing to me. I don't celebrate Bastille Day, or Canada Day, I've never been to Oktoberfest (although I want to go cause I'm a drunk not because I'm part German), and I don't own a casino. My ethnic background did nothing to form who I am.
As for the other things on the listJob, yeah you should have one. You should make enough to support yourself, cause I'm not paying your bills for you. I have known guys that start dating a woman and are paying the bills for her place as well as his own. That just seems like a form of third party prostitution. It's kinda sad.
I don't care if a woman smokes, just not inside my house. And I don't care if she drinks, as long as she is not an angry drunk. I've known too many of those, it's not fun. A huge plus if she happens to drink Bourbon or Scotch, that is really sexy.
So that is what I am looking for, a tall, athletic, red or raven-haired beauty that drinks but doesn't smoke, has eyes and a job, is not Catholic and doesn't let there ethnic background define them. But she can be short, and curvy, and blonde, and she can smoke. Or just be the girl that cut my hair today and we'll go from there.
If you are out there, give me a call.
See ya in a couple of days with the part three.