Okay, So I just got done watching the documentary "FUCK."
And let me just say that it is a great film that applies a frank and open discussion on one of my favorite subjects. It is very rare that you have a film that can gather Kevin Smith, Bill Maher, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Sam Donaldson, and Tera Patrick together for a common subject. I loved the film and recommend it to anyone that loves language, or just loves the F-word.
That being said it was a documentary, and it did need to have the other end of the spectrum. There were people interviewed that did not like the F-word and in fact are blaming its rampant use, by people like me, for the downfall of society.
When the discussion of the use of the word finally got around to protecting the children, most of the participants were of the same opinion. Protecting children is the job of the parents. Then entered Alan Keyes, the self proclaimed genuine conservative, who said that pawning this off as the responsibility of the parent and then giving them a society contradicts there efforts is beyond a joke, it is a shame. The point being that we have to help parents protect there children by acting in a family friendly way every point in our lives.
Alan, it does't work that way. I live in the America where it is my right act like I want to act. My freedom does not go away because you have a child. In fact, you should consider the fact that there are people like me in the world before you bring a child into it. You need to account for the fact that there are people in this world who do not care about you or your child. We're not going out of our way to harm them or anything like that, we just don't care that they exist. And, we are not going to change the way we live because you are too lazy to use a condom.
My family taught me to swear. And my parents knew to arm me with the knowledge on that most people in this world don't care about me. Because to truly prepare a child for the bad things in life, you need to talk to them about the things. When you to protect your child from drowning you do not drain all the Pools in the neighborhoods. You teach them how to swim and what to do when they fall in the water. Ridding the world of potty mouths is not gonna protect the children. It is sweeping it under the rug. Our children, and by "our" and mean your children, would be better protected by teaching them what the words mean, and why it is a useful word to use. This is true for all words, not just Fuck.
Pat Boone actually offered up the following solution, instead of saying fuck, when in times that expletives are needed he shouts out his name. So BOONE, is the new Fuck. And the only reason I would except this idea is the following theory. When you eliminate something, another thing invariably takes it's place. This is true in every system that we know. For years people have wanted to do away with pennies. They are worthless and no one uses them anymore. But, if we were to do that then nickels would become the bane of our existence as far as pocket change.
You can apply the same theory to this discussion. If fuck were taken away from us and we were forced to use Boone, then whenever someone said Boone you would know what they meant and Boone would them become a dirty word. We would have to abolish use of the word Boone, and anytime we can make it unlawful to mention Pat Boone, I'm a happy guy.
But I don't think this plan will work. Instead, I have my own modest proposal.
I am making a promise to all the Allen Keys, Pat Boones, and Robert Peters of the world. I will stop saying Fuck, if you stop fucking.
We have made it very clear in this world, through the FCC, and the people like Robert Peters of moralityinmedia.org, that it is not the expletive use of the word that it is offensive. The FCC has ruled that expletive uses of the word fuck, as in oh fuck that's great or that girl looks fucking amazing, are not obscene. Which is why Saving Private Ryan can be aired uncut. They have further said that it is the literal use of the word, as in I'm gonna fuck that girl or let's fuck, that is obscene.
So, I agree to not use the word at all in any form. If conservatives stop fucking, in the literal sense. Now I know what your saying. I don't fuck, I make love. BULLSHIT!!! The word fuck means the insertion of the penis into the vagina. It can be modified to mean into the ass or mouth resulting the derivatives of ass-fuck and face-fuck, which I allow under the rules of this agreement. Go ahead and get your blowjobs and have anal sex all you want. But if you are gonna take the joy of this word away from me, you are saying that I am not adult enough to use it. Well, if you are not adult enough to acknowledge the fact that it is a viable word, then you are not adult enough to do it.
Tell me it is not a fun word to say. The joy of the word, comes from the erotic use of the phonetics you get when you combine the F, the U, the C, and the K. It is a rhythmic thumping sound that perfectly describes the action that it represents, it's the original onomatopoeia. The word fuck is accompanied by this build up and sudden release of pressure off the lower lip for the FU sound, and a hollow thumping sound off the back of the tongue for the CKeveryone say it now FFFFFFUU-CK. Hold on I need a cigarette.
I believe this is a fair trade for the following reasons. By asking me to stop using it your asking me to give up something that makes me who I am. I have a foul mouth. It is part of me, all of my friends now it. So by asking me to stop being me, you are taking away a very important part of me. You need to sacrifice something as well. Something very important. You can no longer fuck.
Still wanna rid the world of it? Still think it is a dirty word?
And let me just say that it is a great film that applies a frank and open discussion on one of my favorite subjects. It is very rare that you have a film that can gather Kevin Smith, Bill Maher, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Sam Donaldson, and Tera Patrick together for a common subject. I loved the film and recommend it to anyone that loves language, or just loves the F-word.
That being said it was a documentary, and it did need to have the other end of the spectrum. There were people interviewed that did not like the F-word and in fact are blaming its rampant use, by people like me, for the downfall of society.
When the discussion of the use of the word finally got around to protecting the children, most of the participants were of the same opinion. Protecting children is the job of the parents. Then entered Alan Keyes, the self proclaimed genuine conservative, who said that pawning this off as the responsibility of the parent and then giving them a society contradicts there efforts is beyond a joke, it is a shame. The point being that we have to help parents protect there children by acting in a family friendly way every point in our lives.
Alan, it does't work that way. I live in the America where it is my right act like I want to act. My freedom does not go away because you have a child. In fact, you should consider the fact that there are people like me in the world before you bring a child into it. You need to account for the fact that there are people in this world who do not care about you or your child. We're not going out of our way to harm them or anything like that, we just don't care that they exist. And, we are not going to change the way we live because you are too lazy to use a condom.
My family taught me to swear. And my parents knew to arm me with the knowledge on that most people in this world don't care about me. Because to truly prepare a child for the bad things in life, you need to talk to them about the things. When you to protect your child from drowning you do not drain all the Pools in the neighborhoods. You teach them how to swim and what to do when they fall in the water. Ridding the world of potty mouths is not gonna protect the children. It is sweeping it under the rug. Our children, and by "our" and mean your children, would be better protected by teaching them what the words mean, and why it is a useful word to use. This is true for all words, not just Fuck.
Pat Boone actually offered up the following solution, instead of saying fuck, when in times that expletives are needed he shouts out his name. So BOONE, is the new Fuck. And the only reason I would except this idea is the following theory. When you eliminate something, another thing invariably takes it's place. This is true in every system that we know. For years people have wanted to do away with pennies. They are worthless and no one uses them anymore. But, if we were to do that then nickels would become the bane of our existence as far as pocket change.
You can apply the same theory to this discussion. If fuck were taken away from us and we were forced to use Boone, then whenever someone said Boone you would know what they meant and Boone would them become a dirty word. We would have to abolish use of the word Boone, and anytime we can make it unlawful to mention Pat Boone, I'm a happy guy.
But I don't think this plan will work. Instead, I have my own modest proposal.
I am making a promise to all the Allen Keys, Pat Boones, and Robert Peters of the world. I will stop saying Fuck, if you stop fucking.
We have made it very clear in this world, through the FCC, and the people like Robert Peters of moralityinmedia.org, that it is not the expletive use of the word that it is offensive. The FCC has ruled that expletive uses of the word fuck, as in oh fuck that's great or that girl looks fucking amazing, are not obscene. Which is why Saving Private Ryan can be aired uncut. They have further said that it is the literal use of the word, as in I'm gonna fuck that girl or let's fuck, that is obscene.
So, I agree to not use the word at all in any form. If conservatives stop fucking, in the literal sense. Now I know what your saying. I don't fuck, I make love. BULLSHIT!!! The word fuck means the insertion of the penis into the vagina. It can be modified to mean into the ass or mouth resulting the derivatives of ass-fuck and face-fuck, which I allow under the rules of this agreement. Go ahead and get your blowjobs and have anal sex all you want. But if you are gonna take the joy of this word away from me, you are saying that I am not adult enough to use it. Well, if you are not adult enough to acknowledge the fact that it is a viable word, then you are not adult enough to do it.
Tell me it is not a fun word to say. The joy of the word, comes from the erotic use of the phonetics you get when you combine the F, the U, the C, and the K. It is a rhythmic thumping sound that perfectly describes the action that it represents, it's the original onomatopoeia. The word fuck is accompanied by this build up and sudden release of pressure off the lower lip for the FU sound, and a hollow thumping sound off the back of the tongue for the CKeveryone say it now FFFFFFUU-CK. Hold on I need a cigarette.
I believe this is a fair trade for the following reasons. By asking me to stop using it your asking me to give up something that makes me who I am. I have a foul mouth. It is part of me, all of my friends now it. So by asking me to stop being me, you are taking away a very important part of me. You need to sacrifice something as well. Something very important. You can no longer fuck.
Still wanna rid the world of it? Still think it is a dirty word?
im tough!