Yet another boring day here in Nexy land. It's semi hot (but probably not hot enough for me to go swimming), semi humid (but not humid enough for me to start making jokes about the East Coast), and it's semi REALLY FUCKING BORING HERE.
God dammit.
Hey, but at least I've got my dog, an AC, and a big TV. Oh how I love digital...
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God dammit.
Hey, but at least I've got my dog, an AC, and a big TV. Oh how I love digital...
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rubbersoul:
500 channels of nothing good.
unnecessaryz:
A real gangsta' ass necka would be busting some straight up video games on that big ass TV, not watching Trading Fucking Spaces, which you no doubt are...while eating pie.
maxx:
that was supposed to be a secret?
mistersatan:
Secret? What are you going on about now, dude?
Penguin Joe?!?
What the fuck was I thinking??!?!
What the fuck was I thinking??!?!
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freckle:
this journal entry!?!
what the fuck were you thinking??!?!
what the fuck were you thinking??!?!
alyssum:
Okay, I'll bite, what the hell is that? 
Funny, I was just watching dogma, thinking I wish I still had my devil horns... I'd ask you what kind of sexual gymnastics that'd entail, but I'm afraid you might tell me!
Funny, I was just watching dogma, thinking I wish I still had my devil horns... I'd ask you what kind of sexual gymnastics that'd entail, but I'm afraid you might tell me!
I think I broke a rib.
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roxypixie:
hahaha. I'm sorry. That's just like, the funniest thing ever. And Moss' comment made me laugh even more. ::claps her hands with excitement::
azura:
OWWW
want some vicodin? I have some.
want some vicodin? I have some.
My sex drive is back!
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demigauge:
*slaps you with a trout*
atrasties:
It was the peppers right, I told you they'ld work. It had nothing to do with any kind of new situation or experience; it was the peppers.
Either way, good stuff.
Either way, good stuff.
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tygertyger:
Unicorns. Not gay.
Maybe you just don't wanna have sex with girls anymore.
But yeah, Clara's a knockout.
Maybe you just don't wanna have sex with girls anymore.
But yeah, Clara's a knockout.
clara:
Entertain me?
HAHAHAH!
I'm amazed!
I never thought this could actually happen to me.
You hear all those stories about "a friend of a friend" and "mu uncle's boss", and you just assume it's kind of an urban myth and that it could never happen to you.
But guess what, sometimes, it does.
What am I talking about?
Today I realized that I have totally lost my...
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I'm amazed!
I never thought this could actually happen to me.
You hear all those stories about "a friend of a friend" and "mu uncle's boss", and you just assume it's kind of an urban myth and that it could never happen to you.
But guess what, sometimes, it does.
What am I talking about?
Today I realized that I have totally lost my...
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katie_:
I once lost my sex drive for months. It sucked ass cause I had a boyfriend. Frustrating as hell. It was due to meds, though, so not just a random thing.
Side note:You dig Tool. Rock.
Side note:You dig Tool. Rock.
azura:
i was serious about the flying pig.
Today is one of those days where what you really want to tell everyone in a semi-public forum (such as this) is that you have nothing to say.
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scylla:
Heh yeh it's lame. 
I go to a small school that knows who its SGs are, I wonder if ppl'l know me more once the school year starts? Which'll be pretty awesome. I already ahve a gameplan for the assholes who've ever tried to get away with completely ignoring me after we fuck (@ my college, EVERYONE knows everyone/interacts with everyone/has friends in the same social circle) -- I'm going to be really goddamn nice to them, but I'm going to consistently, despite any corrections, call them by the wrong name. Yay!
I go to a small school that knows who its SGs are, I wonder if ppl'l know me more once the school year starts? Which'll be pretty awesome. I already ahve a gameplan for the assholes who've ever tried to get away with completely ignoring me after we fuck (@ my college, EVERYONE knows everyone/interacts with everyone/has friends in the same social circle) -- I'm going to be really goddamn nice to them, but I'm going to consistently, despite any corrections, call them by the wrong name. Yay!
scylla:
Hey dude check yr email, or whatever you use to contact people. With the little contact box on here.
And make sure to wear a deerstalking cap & smoke a pipe (a la sherlock holmes). It'll really make it easier.
And make sure to wear a deerstalking cap & smoke a pipe (a la sherlock holmes). It'll really make it easier.
Early this morning, Jimmy Wilkins, a 9th grader at a local high school, was eaten by a bear. The police are leaning toward suicide as Jimmy had recently been very depressed, but they haven't ruled out the notion that this was a homocide plot masterminded by the bear (known from here on out as Mr X). Mr X had a string of arrests in the...
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demigauge:
merf
cheshire:
eaten by a bear... wow... gorey
Hi, my name is Jimmy Wilkins and I am in the 9th grade. I enjoy basketball, soccer, and hanging out with my friends. My best friend Derek has a gerbil and sometimes I spend the night at his house. His gerbil's name is MrGerbil (because his dumb sister named it that).
I kinda like girls too. They make me feel kinda funny, but that's ok....
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I kinda like girls too. They make me feel kinda funny, but that's ok....
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josh:
*cracks knuckles*
Where's your lunch money, kid???
Where's your lunch money, kid???
les:
what exactly do you guys do with that gerbil? I hope it doesn't involve a paper towel roll.