Ok, name change day (or was it longer?) is finally over and I'm back to my old self.
I kinda found a job doing landscaping, but I abso-fucking-lutely hate it! Does anyone else know how fucking horrible it is to have to cut bushes apart in 85 degree weather? It sucks! And I think I got stung by a bee.
(Oh, and for your information,...
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I kinda found a job doing landscaping, but I abso-fucking-lutely hate it! Does anyone else know how fucking horrible it is to have to cut bushes apart in 85 degree weather? It sucks! And I think I got stung by a bee.
(Oh, and for your information,...
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madness_____:
When I was 19 I was a construction temp. Nothing but digging ditches, clearing fields and cleaning up constuctions sites during the summer. I know what your feeling, that's why I found a inside job.
girlfixer:
I don't know anyone called Todd either ;__;
Hi, I'm Todd.
Welcome to my home.
Make yourself comfortable. Feel free to take off your shoes and I'll be right back with some coffee.
*Todd makes coffee*
So, beautiful, how was your day?
Welcome to my home.
Make yourself comfortable. Feel free to take off your shoes and I'll be right back with some coffee.
*Todd makes coffee*
So, beautiful, how was your day?
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onefoolishline:
yeah no todd. sexy nexy.
thedjinnofbombay:
big head todd and the monsters, BIOTCH!
{Insert clever reason for name-change here}
Today I bought a Powerball ticket. Apparently the jackpot is up to *upturned pinky finger at corner of mouth* $250 Million Dollars!
If I win, I'm never going to work again and I'm going to buy all those ponies that I've been promising people.
Today I bought a Powerball ticket. Apparently the jackpot is up to *upturned pinky finger at corner of mouth* $250 Million Dollars!
If I win, I'm never going to work again and I'm going to buy all those ponies that I've been promising people.
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clara:
Can I have a side of kittens with my pony?
demigauge:
fook the pony...dude just give me a mill or two and i will be happy
Shocking!!!
Terrifying!!!
Pointless!!!
From the people who brought you "Name Change Day" and "The Revenge of Name Change Day", and the producer of "The Rock", Jerry Bruckheimer, comes the final word in horror;
"The Bride of the Revenge of Name Change Day"!
Ok, and just to let you guys in on my stance from the last journal entry I'm stuck in a place where...
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Terrifying!!!
Pointless!!!
From the people who brought you "Name Change Day" and "The Revenge of Name Change Day", and the producer of "The Rock", Jerry Bruckheimer, comes the final word in horror;
"The Bride of the Revenge of Name Change Day"!
Ok, and just to let you guys in on my stance from the last journal entry I'm stuck in a place where...
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roxypixie:
you're new names keep confusing me!!!
I'm confused a lot. man. I'm so confused right now. You should help un-confuse me. ::sigh:: so sad, so confused. bah.
I'm confused a lot. man. I'm so confused right now. You should help un-confuse me. ::sigh:: so sad, so confused. bah.
ginger:
i'm skeert..someone hold me.
Welcome to "The Revenge of Name Change Day"!
I'm still here down in Eugene, and tomorrow I'm heading out to look for work. The move down here is now a definite thing, and odds are it will be fairly soon. The last time you pdx folks will probably see me up there will be when Azura comes down for her B-Day festivities. And yes, I...
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I'm still here down in Eugene, and tomorrow I'm heading out to look for work. The move down here is now a definite thing, and odds are it will be fairly soon. The last time you pdx folks will probably see me up there will be when Azura comes down for her B-Day festivities. And yes, I...
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clara:
I run screaming from any man who expresses an interest in me. I blame this on many, many bad choices in the past. Buddy fucking is the only fucking I do these days.
azura:
why eugene?
why not seattle?
and how are you gonna get ridiculosly drunk w/ us? got an id?
that would rock!
A: I think it depends on what the girl wants. if i didn't want a relatioship and the guy did... well it wouldn't work so well now would it. if the girl does want a relationship then its a good thing, and atractive quality. you can only do the casual sex thing for so long.
so what's your 'stance' ? are you attacted to guys who want a relationship?
why not seattle?
and how are you gonna get ridiculosly drunk w/ us? got an id?
that would rock!
A: I think it depends on what the girl wants. if i didn't want a relatioship and the guy did... well it wouldn't work so well now would it. if the girl does want a relationship then its a good thing, and atractive quality. you can only do the casual sex thing for so long.
so what's your 'stance' ? are you attacted to guys who want a relationship?
Name Change Day starts now!
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thedjinnofbombay:
nex you fucking hippy!
azura:
hahaha verdy funy 
I posted detail about me coming to pdx in the group, come out and eat sushi w/ me. I miss the NEXual healing hahahahaha 
I posted detail about me coming to pdx in the group, come out and eat sushi w/ me. I miss the NEXual healing
hahahahaha
the moral of the night is:
Even if you're in the military, dont try to rape 12 year old girls, or you WILL be eaten by zombies.
Even if you're in the military, dont try to rape 12 year old girls, or you WILL be eaten by zombies.
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azura:
well duh!
scylla:
It's funny because it's true.
This entire lack of sex thing is lame, especially since I'm getting sexually-enhancing piercings, which means I'm walking around horny 24/7 (and that's different how?) But I've been thinking that a bit reason I haven't had sex recently is because of the importance I'm placing on my current relationship (which is out of action until I return to portland). Even though it's not an explicit/expected condition, I've been faithful, and that surprises even me. eh, but I ramble!
This entire lack of sex thing is lame, especially since I'm getting sexually-enhancing piercings, which means I'm walking around horny 24/7 (and that's different how?) But I've been thinking that a bit reason I haven't had sex recently is because of the importance I'm placing on my current relationship (which is out of action until I return to portland). Even though it's not an explicit/expected condition, I've been faithful, and that surprises even me. eh, but I ramble!
I love Comedy Central
Recently I've started watching their new show "I'm with Busey" and it's fucking genius. The set up is that they have a young comedy writer just go and hang out with Gary Busey (Lethal Weapon, Predator 2) and then the madness ensues. It seems like it wouldn't be as hilarious as it is, but just watching Gary Busey abuse...
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Recently I've started watching their new show "I'm with Busey" and it's fucking genius. The set up is that they have a young comedy writer just go and hang out with Gary Busey (Lethal Weapon, Predator 2) and then the madness ensues. It seems like it wouldn't be as hilarious as it is, but just watching Gary Busey abuse...
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scylla:
Adult Swim r0XORS. Meatwad gets the honies see...
Yeah, it pissed me off the first time I saw Leon (vs having seen the Professional a few times) & realizing how much of the Awesome Factor (tm) was missing from the American Version (although Gary Oldman's presence obviously tools it up like 40 points).
Yeah, it pissed me off the first time I saw Leon (vs having seen the Professional a few times) & realizing how much of the Awesome Factor (tm) was missing from the American Version (although Gary Oldman's presence obviously tools it up like 40 points).
tarbaby:
you need to hand over your adult membership card. oh-your white ass....you little tease
Tonight's Scoreboard
Nexy: 1
Beaverton Police Department: 0
I rock.
Nexy: 1
Beaverton Police Department: 0
I rock.
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mistersatan:
I already DO smoke, ya durned fool!
Not the crack, though- I don't wanna end up like Darryl Strawberry.
Not the crack, though- I don't wanna end up like Darryl Strawberry.
mistersatan:
Fuuuuuuuuck no, man! That sounds like work!
I really need to find something to do for the fourth. This whole exploding things idea kinda sounds appealing. Now if only I could find a way to incorporate drinking (and possibly a rabbi) into it...
azura:
hahaha...
silly rabi...
silly rabi...
roxypixie:
well, you could go up to washington and get some big explody things. then you could get really drunk and set them off at a synagogue.
That's all I got.
and yes, as stupid as animal crossingis, i've already played it for 2 of th 3 hours i've been home.
That's all I got.
and yes, as stupid as animal crossingis, i've already played it for 2 of th 3 hours i've been home.
Ok, so, if anyone noticed, I've been in a bit of a rut as of late. I had a horrible week, and it was capped off by a really hugely unforeseen event that was even worse than the other stuff, so I wasn't exactly around much (that's why I didnt make it up to seattle, but I'll explain it to you more in private Azura)....
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roxypixie:
ah yes, the ex. is she cute? never seen her.
sorry everybody is leaving you. maybe you smell bad. people don't usually like that. i didnt notice anything though. who knows.
sorry i was ditracted last night. it was soo boring. we hung out with other central alumni, while they tried to blow things up *tried mind you, not succeeded*
I'm busy tonight an tomorrow, but thursday- sunday I'm open.
sorry everybody is leaving you. maybe you smell bad. people don't usually like that. i didnt notice anything though. who knows.
sorry i was ditracted last night. it was soo boring. we hung out with other central alumni, while they tried to blow things up *tried mind you, not succeeded*
I'm busy tonight an tomorrow, but thursday- sunday I'm open.
azura:
i'm baaaaaaaaaaack
hahahaha i rule!
hahahaha i rule!
Does anyone else ever feel like they're fallen into a Shakespearean tragedy?
My week has at this point become so bad that it is no longer bad, it's now just kind of funny. Very, very funny.
My week has at this point become so bad that it is no longer bad, it's now just kind of funny. Very, very funny.
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demigauge:
hey are we still on for san fran...
roxypixie:
nexy-poo. i havent talked to you for a while. call me or something. you entertain me.