maxx:
that was supposed to be a secret?
mistersatan:
Secret? What are you going on about now, dude?
Penguin Joe?!?
What the fuck was I thinking??!?!
What the fuck was I thinking??!?!
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freckle:
this journal entry!?!
what the fuck were you thinking??!?!
what the fuck were you thinking??!?!
alyssum:
Okay, I'll bite, what the hell is that? 
Funny, I was just watching dogma, thinking I wish I still had my devil horns... I'd ask you what kind of sexual gymnastics that'd entail, but I'm afraid you might tell me!
Funny, I was just watching dogma, thinking I wish I still had my devil horns... I'd ask you what kind of sexual gymnastics that'd entail, but I'm afraid you might tell me!
I think I broke a rib.
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roxypixie:
hahaha. I'm sorry. That's just like, the funniest thing ever. And Moss' comment made me laugh even more. ::claps her hands with excitement::
azura:
OWWW
want some vicodin? I have some.
want some vicodin? I have some.
My sex drive is back!
+ 
= YAY!
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demigauge:
*slaps you with a trout*
atrasties:
It was the peppers right, I told you they'ld work. It had nothing to do with any kind of new situation or experience; it was the peppers.
Either way, good stuff.
Either way, good stuff.
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tygertyger:
Unicorns. Not gay.
Maybe you just don't wanna have sex with girls anymore.
But yeah, Clara's a knockout.
Maybe you just don't wanna have sex with girls anymore.
But yeah, Clara's a knockout.
clara:
Entertain me?
HAHAHAH!
I'm amazed!
I never thought this could actually happen to me.
You hear all those stories about "a friend of a friend" and "mu uncle's boss", and you just assume it's kind of an urban myth and that it could never happen to you.
But guess what, sometimes, it does.
What am I talking about?
Today I realized that I have totally lost my...
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I'm amazed!
I never thought this could actually happen to me.
You hear all those stories about "a friend of a friend" and "mu uncle's boss", and you just assume it's kind of an urban myth and that it could never happen to you.
But guess what, sometimes, it does.
What am I talking about?
Today I realized that I have totally lost my...
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katie_:
I once lost my sex drive for months. It sucked ass cause I had a boyfriend. Frustrating as hell. It was due to meds, though, so not just a random thing.
Side note:You dig Tool. Rock.
Side note:You dig Tool. Rock.
azura:
i was serious about the flying pig.
Today is one of those days where what you really want to tell everyone in a semi-public forum (such as this) is that you have nothing to say.
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scylla:
Heh yeh it's lame. 
I go to a small school that knows who its SGs are, I wonder if ppl'l know me more once the school year starts? Which'll be pretty awesome. I already ahve a gameplan for the assholes who've ever tried to get away with completely ignoring me after we fuck (@ my college, EVERYONE knows everyone/interacts with everyone/has friends in the same social circle) -- I'm going to be really goddamn nice to them, but I'm going to consistently, despite any corrections, call them by the wrong name. Yay!
I go to a small school that knows who its SGs are, I wonder if ppl'l know me more once the school year starts? Which'll be pretty awesome. I already ahve a gameplan for the assholes who've ever tried to get away with completely ignoring me after we fuck (@ my college, EVERYONE knows everyone/interacts with everyone/has friends in the same social circle) -- I'm going to be really goddamn nice to them, but I'm going to consistently, despite any corrections, call them by the wrong name. Yay!
scylla:
Hey dude check yr email, or whatever you use to contact people. With the little contact box on here.
And make sure to wear a deerstalking cap & smoke a pipe (a la sherlock holmes). It'll really make it easier.
And make sure to wear a deerstalking cap & smoke a pipe (a la sherlock holmes). It'll really make it easier.
Early this morning, Jimmy Wilkins, a 9th grader at a local high school, was eaten by a bear. The police are leaning toward suicide as Jimmy had recently been very depressed, but they haven't ruled out the notion that this was a homocide plot masterminded by the bear (known from here on out as Mr X). Mr X had a string of arrests in the...
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demigauge:
merf
cheshire:
eaten by a bear... wow... gorey
Hi, my name is Jimmy Wilkins and I am in the 9th grade. I enjoy basketball, soccer, and hanging out with my friends. My best friend Derek has a gerbil and sometimes I spend the night at his house. His gerbil's name is MrGerbil (because his dumb sister named it that).
I kinda like girls too. They make me feel kinda funny, but that's ok....
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I kinda like girls too. They make me feel kinda funny, but that's ok....
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josh:
*cracks knuckles*
Where's your lunch money, kid???
Where's your lunch money, kid???
les:
what exactly do you guys do with that gerbil? I hope it doesn't involve a paper towel roll.
So, I've heard that this weekend might rock.
Sounds good to me.
Sounds good to me.
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azura:
i'd 
to
but
i really need that money i'm gonna make for sitting at work tomorrow
so unless you want to pay me $64
I'll be down right after work tomorrow, but I might stop in tacoma...
anyways i'll give you a call when i get in...
speaking of, you said you were gonna call, LIAR!!!
to
but
i really need that money i'm gonna make for sitting at work tomorrow
so unless you want to pay me $64
I'll be down right after work tomorrow, but I might stop in tacoma...
anyways i'll give you a call when i get in...
speaking of, you said you were gonna call, LIAR!!!
clara:
Blast! Now I have a really catchy song stuck in my head, you fool!
I don't wanna rock no more, lalalalala such a bore...
I don't wanna rock no more, lalalalala such a bore...
It is now 2:09AM. I'm watching "All in the Family" on the Nick at Nite syndication thing. Personally, I just discovered this show, and I have to say, it really is genius. There's a lot of people who will tell you that blatant racism and homophobia isn't funny, but Carol OConnor proves them all wrong.
It gives me hope that a man with a dream...
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It gives me hope that a man with a dream...
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azura:
it wouldn't we awesome with you 
azura:
more being the answer to your post in my previous entry
dork.
but a cute one.
dork.
but a cute one.
I'm back in Portland again...
...you could at least act like you're happy!
Oh, and this is my new favorite thread. Please help to keep it alive. For only pennies a day you can support a starving thread living in the hellish, war-torn SG boards. These threads are dying without your help. Won't you please sponsor a thread?
...you could at least act like you're happy!
Oh, and this is my new favorite thread. Please help to keep it alive. For only pennies a day you can support a starving thread living in the hellish, war-torn SG boards. These threads are dying without your help. Won't you please sponsor a thread?
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scylla:
Mad crazy AND I fuck like a dog.
By that I mean in the mud, covered in fleas, giving birth to litters and howling at the moon. You know you want it!
By that I mean in the mud, covered in fleas, giving birth to litters and howling at the moon. You know you want it!
josh:
5071 on 3dmark 03
http://service.futuremark.com/compare?2k3=1068710
I need to buy a better HSF before I overclock the cpu.
http://service.futuremark.com/compare?2k3=1068710
I need to buy a better HSF before I overclock the cpu.