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Friday Aug 15, 2003

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Hey, if anyone needs/wants a good laugh this evening, come to the Brave New Workshop on Hennepin Ave. One of my best friends is having his very first show tonight. He's been studying acting for the last couple of years since him and I were on Let's Bowl. He loved being in the spotlight, and now his ugly mug will take stage for the first time since. I'll tell you this, his show involves a blow up doll. A blow up doll he borrowerd from my female roomate. A blow up doll that he stuffed into his closet so his family wouldn't see it (long story, but his parents moved back into their home). The same blow up doll that his sisters kid drug out of the closet to play with not two weeks ago. Ahh, noting like a little blow up doll humor.

Tomorrow, I flee for the great north of Minnesota to see my parents. You know, business, beer, business, gin, business, whiskey, business, brawl... the usual.

And thanks to Rad for pointing out that I've been a little bitch lately, I'll now try to be more positive!

tonguemiao!!

Today's random incoherent thoughts are brought to you by the letter "Z" and number "3"
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
clara:
God, I hope so. If you're more of a woman than I, well, I'm checking for Adam's apple...
Aug 16, 2003
suicidesmitty:
your mom's been felching me for weeks, I suppose it's time for me to return the favor... little bitch.

Aug 17, 2003

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