I'm not dead

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And if I was I'm sure the news would have reached this site by now.

Things are sorta/kinda/maybe calming down a bit. Missed you fuckers.

How's things?

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nene:

<3 @juno106

bepps:

YES! You're a fuckin' genius, Nene. There I was. Holding your dead limp body in my arms. I stare longingly into your lifeless eyes, gazing at the Xs that have appeared like on dead fish in old cartoons, as I think to myself "You know I totally could. No one would really KNOW would they?" Then it hits me! I have three car batteries, two pair of jumper cables, and four half-drank bottles of Jack Daniels right here at my disposal! Out come your perky-ass nipples and rest is life-saving history. :D

Countdown to NYCC

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Freaking out. Tomorrow will be stressful as fuck. Once I'm on the plane Thursday morning, I should be fine.

Looking forward to epic amounts of beer, nerdery and sex.

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ziggycash:

i is jelly as fuck

canman4pm:

My 3 favourite things!

From juno106

what can I say Nene is the shit. cute smart and most of all sweat and caring. Wouldn't know what to do without her sometimes. Nene thank you for coming into my life<333 the best

From keilyn

Omg my wifey, your testimonial made me giggle and wish i could give you the biggest boobiest hug evar!!! I love you

From keilyn

my wifey, I fucking love you!!! I cant wait to see you again so I can hug you and we can create trouble <3

I truly wonderful lady funny quick wit smart strong and beautiful, happy to know her and have her friendship

you rock my socks off!! are very sexy, and beautiful!! <3333 lovelovesmilesmilekisskiss very hot!!! you are awesome to talk too, and i really like your tattoo!

From keilyn

My wifey is the bestest!!! I love you much... This chick is phenomenal, if you dont know her, then its ur loss and more my gain <3 I fucking love you wifey

From aella

so wise. like a miniature buddha covered in hair. well not really....but she is wise! and i lurves her

Nene is an absolute sweetheart, well educated getting my pop culture references, and a big heart for helping any of those in need. Really, the don't cut em from better stock.

She is the sexiest woman I've never had the pleasure of Carnal Knowledge. And a great friend. I wouldn't trade her friendship for a night with Wonder Woman.

And that's saying something.