Update of no particular type!
I am attempting to shed my hemit-ish lifestyle of the past few months. I am attempting to do so but it is difficult. I had my favorite drinkin place upsurped. So i have went to quite a few palces this past week. A Anti-Valentiens day celebration that included angry boisterous derby grrls, a big dance club that didnt suck quite as much as i had remembered, a little no-cover bar next to that which sucked balls, and a huge but nearly vacant karaoke bar with beer pong and karaoke (as i jsut said). It was fun although i am not processing the beer as easy as i used to.
I think playing your first game of of beer pong at 30 is drunkards midlife crisis. I have never felt the need to play games with my drinks. I just inhale them. I mean i chug tequila, i chug, beer, i chug whiskey sours, i chug pretty much anything (lets hope this trend doesnt continue at a strip club who knows what god awful chugging might occur.)
I switched to online classes for a more flexible schedule. First class coming in march....ACCOUNTING! Embarassingly I am excited about it. Although the thought of becoming a tax accountant does make my tattoo and piercing addiction flair up something fierce. I have already planned two piercings and 6 tattoos for the next year or so.
On a slightly sour note, my dad;s birthday is coming up. It sucks cuz he just passed in january at the age of 80. Has me a bit sad but i figure ill get the memorial tattoo for him i planned even sooner to join the two events. Im getting a wile coyote and roadrunner black and grey , since the car he drove for years had that decal on it. I am not a big fan of cartoon character tats but i figure if thats a visual i remember itll be good enough besides the coyotes chasing of the roadrunner is very siumilar to my dad chasing women, which is about the only other huge personality trait that shines like a beacon.
Ive also decided that a good pet name for an overly hyper tiny dog would be "SHA-POW!" that way i get my daily requirement of soundeffects. now if only i could find a dog. I may have to get two cuz my daughter keeps wanting to name her stuffed animals and dolls ..."HOLLA!" which is weird and ironically way too similar to me and my SHA-POW name. (its weird how much i share in common with a four year old)
other than that im a trying to start planning a vegas trip with my best friend. He lives a state over. Although he wants to crash at someones house...my idea is that if im on vacation i dont wanna sleep on a piss stained couch id prefer a semen stained hotel mattress thank you very much. Im not much of a gambler either. so why vegas? Cuz when you live in indiana anywhere is better than indiana.
I am attempting to shed my hemit-ish lifestyle of the past few months. I am attempting to do so but it is difficult. I had my favorite drinkin place upsurped. So i have went to quite a few palces this past week. A Anti-Valentiens day celebration that included angry boisterous derby grrls, a big dance club that didnt suck quite as much as i had remembered, a little no-cover bar next to that which sucked balls, and a huge but nearly vacant karaoke bar with beer pong and karaoke (as i jsut said). It was fun although i am not processing the beer as easy as i used to.
I think playing your first game of of beer pong at 30 is drunkards midlife crisis. I have never felt the need to play games with my drinks. I just inhale them. I mean i chug tequila, i chug, beer, i chug whiskey sours, i chug pretty much anything (lets hope this trend doesnt continue at a strip club who knows what god awful chugging might occur.)
I switched to online classes for a more flexible schedule. First class coming in march....ACCOUNTING! Embarassingly I am excited about it. Although the thought of becoming a tax accountant does make my tattoo and piercing addiction flair up something fierce. I have already planned two piercings and 6 tattoos for the next year or so.
On a slightly sour note, my dad;s birthday is coming up. It sucks cuz he just passed in january at the age of 80. Has me a bit sad but i figure ill get the memorial tattoo for him i planned even sooner to join the two events. Im getting a wile coyote and roadrunner black and grey , since the car he drove for years had that decal on it. I am not a big fan of cartoon character tats but i figure if thats a visual i remember itll be good enough besides the coyotes chasing of the roadrunner is very siumilar to my dad chasing women, which is about the only other huge personality trait that shines like a beacon.
Ive also decided that a good pet name for an overly hyper tiny dog would be "SHA-POW!" that way i get my daily requirement of soundeffects. now if only i could find a dog. I may have to get two cuz my daughter keeps wanting to name her stuffed animals and dolls ..."HOLLA!" which is weird and ironically way too similar to me and my SHA-POW name. (its weird how much i share in common with a four year old)
other than that im a trying to start planning a vegas trip with my best friend. He lives a state over. Although he wants to crash at someones house...my idea is that if im on vacation i dont wanna sleep on a piss stained couch id prefer a semen stained hotel mattress thank you very much. Im not much of a gambler either. so why vegas? Cuz when you live in indiana anywhere is better than indiana.