A very pleasant homeless gentleman told me that he loves my yard, that every time he passes it it brings him peace. It really is quite impressive right now. Bursting forth all manner of botanical delights. Thanks to my roomate with the green thumb. I can identify possibly one percent of the varieties growing. I should work on that. Of course it is more fun...
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black_tar_heroin:
bzzzrt
bzzzrt
hansel:
This is a part of my subliminal message program:
Goin to San Fran for the weekend to see old friends and living legends.
I leave you with this beast from Mr. Bey.
In the Old Days tourism didnt exist. Gypsies, Tinkers and other true nomads even now roam about their worlds at will, but no one would therefore think of calling them tourists.
Tourism is an invention of the 19th century-a period of history...
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I leave you with this beast from Mr. Bey.
In the Old Days tourism didnt exist. Gypsies, Tinkers and other true nomads even now roam about their worlds at will, but no one would therefore think of calling them tourists.
Tourism is an invention of the 19th century-a period of history...
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wendy1:
breathe in that fabulous SF air! One of the best places to be, you lucky thing you.
hansel:
I read a couple more paragraphs.. yup, brain still hurts.
What kind of music do you like? If my memory holds, I'm going to fill up a DVD with mp3's. Hopefully you like some of them.
What kind of music do you like? If my memory holds, I'm going to fill up a DVD with mp3's. Hopefully you like some of them.
R.I.P. the weezy.
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whiskeyfightpit:
Sometimes I think TUPAC was living in a kind of Vonnegut's MOTHER NIGHT situation. Most of the time I can't sleep with the lights off, too.
Does it pay to be a decent person these days?
Does it pay to be a decent person these days?
bankerboy:
Homo erectus or ? New photo kinda looks like "Lucy" from the Leakey expedition...
Word, to the universal mutha!
bb
Word, to the universal mutha!
bb
We're excited to go to Bolivia and learn about God!
- Teenage Pep Squad Missionaries
These girls were cranking out so much voltage they could defibrillate and lobotomize anyone within earshot. I temporarily short-circuited due to their tag team style.
BLAHBLAHBLAH!!!! (we just broke the law)
JIBBAJABBAJEEBBA!!! (hahaha we are law breakers)
FLIMFLAMFAHLOOZA!! (We are acting so drunk)
BEEZLEBAZZLEBOOZLE!!! (we don't drink we just smoke...
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- Teenage Pep Squad Missionaries
These girls were cranking out so much voltage they could defibrillate and lobotomize anyone within earshot. I temporarily short-circuited due to their tag team style.
BLAHBLAHBLAH!!!! (we just broke the law)
JIBBAJABBAJEEBBA!!! (hahaha we are law breakers)
FLIMFLAMFAHLOOZA!! (We are acting so drunk)
BEEZLEBAZZLEBOOZLE!!! (we don't drink we just smoke...
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bankerboy:
Are you by any chance talking about the Olsen twins?
Hope you have a great week.
bb
Hope you have a great week.
bb
jnthn:
yeah, if I were smart I'd just leave the mics plugged in and get a water-filled bird to bob and press record.
if were only so simple, surely I'd never do it again.
there's a spot I remember in Jamaica where the tidal warm waters mingled with some other current and there was a weird mish-mash of hot/cold. I'd say my job has a lot to do w/having the internal divining rod to find where it feels just right.
if were only so simple, surely I'd never do it again.
there's a spot I remember in Jamaica where the tidal warm waters mingled with some other current and there was a weird mish-mash of hot/cold. I'd say my job has a lot to do w/having the internal divining rod to find where it feels just right.
well, well, well.
i can't seem to get your smoky voice out of my head this morning. cast iron. comfort like gray. cracks when raised and makes me want to pinch the freckled cheek of your belly. pull a plump kiss off that bottom lip. see into your eyes from nose length.
cheers.
i can't seem to get your smoky voice out of my head this morning. cast iron. comfort like gray. cracks when raised and makes me want to pinch the freckled cheek of your belly. pull a plump kiss off that bottom lip. see into your eyes from nose length.
cheers.
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whiskeyfightpit:
Yeah, the saved will trip on the fact that tapioca can dangle Tuesday till the fillies get the flap. Between you and I, the shit don't settle till the T-Bone gets a salten enema outside a Pakistani asprin factory. For fucks sake, of course.
scopitone6248:
I'm diggin' the hell out of your new...personae. Keep it up.
Right up.
Right up.
I logged on tonight and clicked on that ghastly sg survivor thread. My handle never had anything to do with that show, but the connection scarred me. For life.
I have found some guys to play with again. I'm back in the saddle. When I moved out here I met a few guys but nothing ever clicked, so I cocooned myself. What amazes me the...
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I have found some guys to play with again. I'm back in the saddle. When I moved out here I met a few guys but nothing ever clicked, so I cocooned myself. What amazes me the...
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relapsed_eric:
validate me.
bankerboy:
We all have egos, the trick is to reign it in when the time calls for it. I hope I will discover the trick soon.
bb
bb
This weekend I drank copious amounts of liquor. Defying modern science and biochemistry I awoke refreshed and unscathed. Apparently everyone thought I stuck my dick in the cake. I guess that's because I kept telling everyone I did. Hmmm.
The final few brave souls that kept up with me agreed to sample the local flair that is St. John's. My friend that had just moved...
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The final few brave souls that kept up with me agreed to sample the local flair that is St. John's. My friend that had just moved...
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louise:
her eyes are close together. that's how you can tell she's a stupid.
trismegistus:
all roads lead to the wishing well. i used to be able to see its beautiful neon sign from my front window when i lived at cathedral park apartments.
take your bike up lombard to that park at the end of the bus line. pier park i believe. some of the best trees and tree shadows in any of the city parks can be found there. (rivaled by columbia park, also on lombard, at about chatauqua.)
i can't believe you live in st john's. you're demented.
take your bike up lombard to that park at the end of the bus line. pier park i believe. some of the best trees and tree shadows in any of the city parks can be found there. (rivaled by columbia park, also on lombard, at about chatauqua.)
i can't believe you live in st john's. you're demented.
naja_haje:
taken with the Holga
I tell you: one must still have chaos in one, to give birth to a dancing star.
I tell you: ye have chaos still in you.
You need some asprin? Wanna make a phone call, cause you can. Need some more ice? Help yourself.
Now tell me that you love me, and make me banana cognac bitch!
I tell you: ye have chaos still in you.
You need some asprin? Wanna make a phone call, cause you can. Need some more ice? Help yourself.
Now tell me that you love me, and make me banana cognac bitch!
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hansel:
You've made free fondue seem like a curse. Congratulations. 
laine666:
eeeek! that is my favorite nietzsche quote ever!
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black_tar_heroin:
maybe in the future you can get a into a time machine and molest yourself when you are really young so you turn into a punk to avoid a lot bullshit, but the when you hit small crosswalks you would breakdown, there is nothing sadder than a man that walks that road when he is 70, ugg i still can't feel my hand..... it has been a month....... yah for the sueing ..... and please don't say dirty 30s, well if you do buy a hang losse t-shirt before you say it
black_tar_heroin:
we should have a gif puke out contest
I've no general ideas to exploit, I just like composing riddles with elegant solutions.
Trying to piece together this weekend and discover my purpose and intent is like imagining a tree limb's detail from its shadow.
Trying to piece together this weekend and discover my purpose and intent is like imagining a tree limb's detail from its shadow.
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hansel:
The trick to the meaning of life is to keep yourself too busy, distracted or occupied to notice that there may not be one.
miloryan:
Hey, e-mail me your digits so I can tell you about that party tonight if you want to go. I'm going to a friends from works birthday party this afternoon but I'll be coming back home before I venture out to the other party tonight. Then I'll check my mail for your number and let you know where to go even though I forgot how to get there. I'll figure out something. Anyhow, I'm sure you're more then welcome to show up. Or I'll just tell Louise to give you the info or something.
Scene: A man in his mid fifties with a wilted pompadour walks up to the counter. I am knee deep in a stack of jobs and have been jacking with the color in an illustrator file to get it 'just right' for a very important customer.
Me: (glancing briefly in his direction) Hi, what can I do for you?
Skelvis: Well, are you going to...
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Me: (glancing briefly in his direction) Hi, what can I do for you?
Skelvis: Well, are you going to...
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louise:
sorry we didn't give you a ride to your car tonight. it just occured to me that you walked 
cerah:
Thanx... I like the animated skull gif.