naja_haje:
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Pumpkin Patch is still lurking around. He's always very clean. Perfectly combed hair and wrinkle free wife-beater. Doll positioned with her arms reaching out and her legs perpendicular to her back.
A dude with straggly unkempt hair, a horrific goatee, and a complexion darkened more by grease and dirt than the sun, told me that Pumpkin Patch was freakin' him out.
All friendly banter has...
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A dude with straggly unkempt hair, a horrific goatee, and a complexion darkened more by grease and dirt than the sun, told me that Pumpkin Patch was freakin' him out.
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hippomonki:
oh and just tell ryan you keep changing your name cause i told you too!
bankerboy:
Have a great weekend, I will look for a strange name in my friend's list when I come back on Sunday!
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There is a guy that frequents my work that drives an orange van with "Pumpkin Patch" painted on the side. Sitting in his drivers seat is a doll that has been mounted on a child's booster seat / pedestal.
It is the creepiest thing ever, his little voodoo doll. Maybe it holds the soul of his dead wife.
I wonder if he talks to it...
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It is the creepiest thing ever, his little voodoo doll. Maybe it holds the soul of his dead wife.
I wonder if he talks to it...
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bankerboy:
Hey dude, have a great weekend!
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tiffanymarie:
Saturday, yes Menomena, they fucking rock! Sorry, just saw your comment on Hansels journal. You should check 'em. They are fucking rock gods!
Beach.
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hansel:
Ah, I love beaches.
I am not a fan of country music, but I respect good musicianship. Last night In a little dive bar in NOPO a fair skinned, doe-eyed beauty sat in with Elvis and Bill Clinton's brother and sang her way into our hearts and my loins.
Surrounded by the grizzled, the disfigured, the salt of the earth, she descended from heaven and slid her soul down...
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Surrounded by the grizzled, the disfigured, the salt of the earth, she descended from heaven and slid her soul down...
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hansel:
Ouch. I'm really sorry for the loss of your weekend. Do you get any extra money or comp time?
madigan:
And who, pray tell, was this singer of twang?
Today is the perfect day to pull all the blinds and be a cave dweller. It is fucking hot out and the air is hazed with pollution. I think I'll go see a movie.
must. re. hydrate.
Apparently Portland is getting gay with the prez today. I wonder what percentage of a president's time is spent talking about what they are going to do verses...
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must. re. hydrate.
Apparently Portland is getting gay with the prez today. I wonder what percentage of a president's time is spent talking about what they are going to do verses...
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hansel:
Holy Christ. I've never been much of an art fan.. but that's damn cool.
black_tar_heroin:
LSD is strychnine .....and since our country doesn't have M. Nixon i think our country needs some fixin' ....... and pocket pool seems safe
Ladies and gentelmen, the great Buddy Rich.
BR-You guys are gonna be back in New York on the bread line so fast you won't even know that you were on this fuckin' band. How dare you play a fuckin' set like that. Since when did the fuckin' trumpet players become the leader of this fuckin' band and decide how long they're gonna hold a chord?...
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BR-You guys are gonna be back in New York on the bread line so fast you won't even know that you were on this fuckin' band. How dare you play a fuckin' set like that. Since when did the fuckin' trumpet players become the leader of this fuckin' band and decide how long they're gonna hold a chord?...
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energychannel:
I knew some slum lords from the local dive bar back in Cali and they did nothing and made good money owning a ton of crappy appartments in San Jose and surrounding areas.
It always amazes me how you can know a person(who does a job like that) outside of work and they are completely cool.
You'd think the heartless bastard thing would always be a part of them.
It always amazes me how you can know a person(who does a job like that) outside of work and they are completely cool.
You'd think the heartless bastard thing would always be a part of them.
clara:
That could maybe be handy.
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lemonkid:
If that story's true that's the best story EVER!
hansel:
That makes the baby jesus cry. 
I met a fun chick tonight that likes to destroy things. She told a homeless man that he could have a cigarette if he promised to get off his lazy ass and get a job. Then she put out her cigarette on someone's SUV and kicked its front light in. Now she has my cell phone and I have a date tomorrow.
I'm totally fucked....
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I'm totally fucked....
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salome_seule:
we didn't really want to stay though, we wanted to go downtown
bankerboy:
Tonight my man is: 
Antonio Carlos Jobim-the man kicks ass!
Your date sounds fiesty, that is good!
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Antonio Carlos Jobim-the man kicks ass!
Your date sounds fiesty, that is good!
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Dear Portland, God, or the filthy rich,
I could really use a swank house with a pool or hot tub. A fresh lawn of spongee Kentucky bluegrass and a Slip N' Slide or Wet Banana will also suffice, but only if I am being served chilled vodka soaked watermelon by the SeaMonkeys*.
Is a personal sushi chef too much to ask for? I didn't think...
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I could really use a swank house with a pool or hot tub. A fresh lawn of spongee Kentucky bluegrass and a Slip N' Slide or Wet Banana will also suffice, but only if I am being served chilled vodka soaked watermelon by the SeaMonkeys*.
Is a personal sushi chef too much to ask for? I didn't think...
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hansel:
People are swell. Really, really swell. They're greatest parts come out when they feel confused, entitled or anonymous.
I knew it was time to get out of customer service when "I don't know" became my most intelligent and acceptable response to a question.
I knew it was time to get out of customer service when "I don't know" became my most intelligent and acceptable response to a question.
black_tar_heroin:
I CAN GIVE YOU A FAKE MC WITH A GANGSTER LEAN
I've started to write this several times and I keep erasing I keep erasing because I am still grieving and searching through my memories and emotions to even come to something that I can possibly write that would bring closure but I can't sorry for the run ons but this all has to come out at once
a good friend a father figure died several...
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a good friend a father figure died several...
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les:
aww, man, i'm sorry. no words i can say will help, but i'm thinking of you. *hug*
atomicant:
wow.
random journal surfing leads to this.
there is nothing to be said about your situation.
the only thing i will say is remember the good times, and as long as you do that, the best parts of the dead live on forever.
take that for what you will.
ant
random journal surfing leads to this.
there is nothing to be said about your situation.
the only thing i will say is remember the good times, and as long as you do that, the best parts of the dead live on forever.
take that for what you will.
ant
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ayin:
I'm not sure...my sister is scared to death of spiders, but loves toads, snakes and bats
hansel:
..can't.. take.. the spiders.. anymore!
::gasp::
ACK!
::gasp::
ACK!