n8urboy

Dude, X-mas is in like 2 weeks? Gross. I've been sweating at work running around from customer to customer. It's nuts at the mall. whatev, It's still pretty fun. Let me tell you something, white people are the cheapest peices of shit ever. They always whine about the price, ask to see everything, then don't buy shit. I like black and hispanic people because they buy lots of stuff, and aren't cheap, stuck up, and annoying.

Soy Nog is in stores again. I love that stuff. I'm so excited to be drinking it. It is tasty and delicious. I go through a quart a day. last night I drank it with whiskey. Just the tiniest bit for flavor. It was super tasty with the whiskey in it. Real egg nog stresses me out. I'd never tried it before I was vegan, but let me get this straight - eggs, milk, and whiskey!? All in one drink? Holy shit that's a bad idea. I would unleash 5 kinds of barf and 10 kinds of diarrhea on the world if I ever drank that.

Tampa bay is starting up a roller derby! Holy Shit! It's female only, but I don't mind. That shit'll be hot to watch, for reals. Next spring derby darlins are coming to town. I want to be able to do it. I bet I'd be really good because I'm naturally fast, I have a lot of stamina, I hit really hard, and my pain tolerance is high. I hope they start one for dudes. Maybe I'll start one for dudes. .. probably not. Anyways, this shit looks dope, I want to meet me a derby darlin. anyways, check it out - http://www.tampabayderbydarlins.com/

peace, I'm out yo.