Thursday May 07, 2009

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seriously?
pretend friends!
electronic box explosion!
weak-sauce!

aaaaand,
still,
no other new news.
doo-doo.
butter.
simultaneously.
gadget:

yeah well, next week you're taking it to eleven. Not like you don't do that shit everyday... this will just be real time legends.

denie:

Tuesday Apr 07, 2009

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who likes moving?
assholes!
i am not an asshole,
and as a result,
i hate moving.
hard.
and it looks like i'll be moving into a fucking car,
instead of a house.
maybe i'll just quit my job,
and break out,
all in to the wild an' that......

for more details,
go to this place.
gadget:

I've just been keeping my fingers crossed that things will come together at the last minute.

Friday Mar 06, 2009

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march!
hard-style.
blowin' around an' that.
so hard.
word.
billy_brown:

i calt you , my ninja

i calt you

gadget:

daylight savings time
the impending spring solstice
and april visits

You have been cordially invited...

to suck on that haiku.






Oh, and I have a pretty fucking intense surprise for you my dude.

Thursday Feb 05, 2009

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february.
chug it.
hard.
word.
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gadget:

I'm not feeling down about that shit or anything. Just talking shit out I guess.

Your comment was most excellent. I like long winded when that shit is articulate.

and this is why you should bring commenting back on your blog. Just sayin.

and you're right. no heart wrenching without the wrench.

got it.

gadget:

Tuesday Jan 06, 2009

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berfday.
33.
word.
grey hairs? yep.
achy body parts. uh-huh.
hate in my heart. 2 sizes too small an' that, even.
yeah.
old.
hard.
at the same time.
33.
triple 11.
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gadget:

so it sounds like I got out of there just in time. -30? yeah, I would give that a resounding yes. I tried out my robot pencil sharpener and it actually works really well. I dug your blog, but fuck erykah badu and green tomatoes.

gadget:

I don't think people know how to react other then to sympathize. Which is weak. I never stopped being dope. I've only gotten more dope. Exponentially more dope with every passing day. I was thinking I'd try to make a trip in March if I can wait that long. I miss you guys of course. I think the folks around me down here might be getting tired of hearing about how much I love New Hampshire. To bad for them.

Wednesday Dec 31, 2008

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dear 2008,
you only added up to 10,
which is to say,
you never really arrived, and now you're leavin'.
too bad, really,
because according to my math, 2009 goes to eleven.
word.
gadget:

One can only hope.

I'm a charming cup of sunshine really early in the morning aren't I? How have you been?

Saturday Dec 20, 2008

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y'know what might be gay?
blogging on suicidegirls....
i have almost no electronic pretend friends here,
and i don't participate in online grouphugs.
so i guess i'm gay, now.
except for the bacon shots, of course.
f* those tasteful alternative beauty pageantries,
i'm lookinn' for some savage splits.....

dear my anus,
sorry.
let's hope for a brokeback spitshine before the...
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billy_brown:

i never know whats proper etiquette in the brokeback area,
do you spit directly onto the anus,,

and when its lifes big honker taking you deep, , you think it might just let you spit, but nooooooo

dry action all the day my duder

Sunday Dec 07, 2008

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no,
really,
december can wrap it's lips, to the point of tearing them,
all the way around a thick veiny slab....
chuggin' a fat one, ya'll.
gay. gay. gay. gay. gay.
5x gayer than november,
which was gay.
i'm sayin'.
gadget:

You'll change your tune once you see what I made you guys for christmas. For the record thought, if there's ever an albie jess split ever ever - she gets 2/3rds of it. Just saying. What would you say if I wanted to steal your lady for a little vacation, just the two of us?

gadget:

well hey, I figured I'd save you trouble of the decision making if it ever came to that.

and yes, you can count that as part of the gift.

Monday Dec 01, 2008

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december can chug a fat one.
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gadget:

see, I deleted and retyped that comment a couple times cause I was worried you'd be a girl about it.

gadget:

mines doesn't, and that's why I can keep a man.

Friday Nov 07, 2008

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november kind of rocks it.
and it also kind of eats it.
both at the same time even.

it's dark as shit all the time,
but it isn't snowing or anything awesome,
just doodoo colored leaves stickin' to everything.

november, ya'll.
as months go,
it's definitely 11.
in so many ways.
yeah.

as always,
the real big action gets recorded over...
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gadget:

fuck dat.

you guys should just come down here. I actually said yesterday "I wish Albie and Jess were here"

I felt a little gayer afterwards, but it's true.

stina:

haha.. well you guys come to portsmouth all the time, right? You know that big bridge that's in the downtown area? Yeah. I live at the end of it.
So what have you been up to lately? Talking about buttsex and yelling about shooting stuff while Jess rolls her eyes? I def plan on haning out with you guys.. Just not sure when. How busy is your shop? We're sooo dead and I have no money. Blah.

Wednesday Oct 15, 2008

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9 years today.
tatttoing and being albie rock.
dang.
time flies,
it turns out,
whether fun is being had or otherwise.

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gadget:

guess what I found?

falafel.

in the freezer section at whole foods.

and it's dope.

billy_brown:

Thursday Oct 02, 2008

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i've got no time for fake ninjas....
word up.

work, ya'll.
i doo-doo that freaky shit.
hard.
it's even possible that i may be good at it, too.
maybe.

mostly,
i've been enjoying Fall.
because Fall is dope.

i still keep a record of it.
over at the berserker barbarian battle beast bibliography

hate in your heart?
you know what to...
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gadget:

he's the one in charge of the whole, if we move or not thing.

n8urboy:

I had to stop visiting your blog for two weeks. I couldn't take seeing another Falafel without being able to get any for myself. I'll make my own, but my sauce is never quite as good. bummer. The battle rages on.

Barbarian Trivia for you. This is a famous line from one of my favorite movies, "Conan the Barbarian"

"Conan, what's best in life?"
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."

This is a famous quote from Genghis Khan
"The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters."

Conan totally ripped of Genghis!

Genghis Khan > Conan