So, I've figured out how colds get spread when you have kids. They get sick, wake up several times a night, which runs you down and leaves you susceptible to the germs.
Poor T has been miserable for days. Started a few nights ago, when she woke up with croup like symptoms. Hospital from 12-3am for a respiratory treatment. Cycling fever since, combined with a... Read More
hopefully you don't have a river, lake, or any type of pond around you.....i could see her dragging you by the ear down to it, and then beating you on a rock to make sure you're clean.
Fairly quiet weekend, with a few minor "tragedies". T beat herself up fairly well on Saturday, and then D tried to out do her on Sunday. T turned to fast, fell and smashed the side of her head into one of the dining room chairs. Then she pulled the sewing machine off a stool it was on, smashing herself in the face with it. She's... Read More
While I'm not sure about the "Plunder the booty" quote, I wouldn't put it past the guy who is officiating our wedding. He's a good friend and a pretty talented actor, and will be officiating the whole thing as Jack Sparrow (he stays in character for about 2 full weeks before the wedding so that he makes sure he doesn't slip up and break character at the wrong moment...and his likeness is to the character is kinda creeepily spot on).
Since the vasectomy, my balls are hanging MUCH lower. Always been kind of a "high and tight" guy. Now they are actually starting to get in the way. I hope I'm not on my way to saggy old man balls.
whats more redonkulous is with sections of the 23 closed off because the river is on the highway and very little thru traffic ... I am going to work right now
we went to the buffalo wild wings place
it was ok...
we got the boneless wings and they kinda overfried them
but dude.
they have bubble tea at the mall
that made my day
So, not so bad. Kind of feels like I'd been kicked in the groin a while ago. They knocked me out for the procedure. I spent more time in pre-op than the procedure and recovery. I got a prescription for Tylenol with Codeine (T3), but I don't need them.I'll fill it anyway because they work well for my back when it goes out. Now I... Read More
Ok it wasnt goatse spam, I just found out what that was by the way. I just hotlinked from the Steak and BJ day website their logo, I didnt know that there didnt like hotlinking pictures from their site and set it up to show the goatse and my computer didnt show it since I had the image saved in my browser history. If I had known I wouldnt have hot linked it, I am sorry for that.
Also I was just trying to post about a new holiday that I think is funny and cool no harm intended.
Its "V Day". In less than 12 hours, I'll be neutered. I'm torn right now. They are giving me general anesthesia, BUT I can't fucking eat until after the procedure. You can't tell a chubby man that he can't eat for 10 hours after he gets up! I am going to be a cranky motherfucker until I can eat.
Best of luck with the surgery and recovery. I'd consider having the procedure, but the way things have been going lately, the world isn't in any danger of my spreading my seed around. You have to have someone to be intimate with in order for that to happen.
All kidding aside, I think knowing your new "status" will make love-making more pleasurable and stress free. I applaud your decision to have this done.
This would be even funnier if the majority of the American people felt the same way about the Republican Party. Unfortunately, the mood of the country actually favors the Republicans who are still alive.
Yesterday T woke up from her nap and puked everywhere - her crib, on khoos, and in volumes. After a bit she was absolutely fine.
Today, khoos calls me on the way home from Philly, says she's not feeling well, comes home, runs to the bathroom and proceeds to evacuate from both ends. Repeatedly. I farted and the smell made... Read More
Yesterday T woke up from her nap and puked everywhere - her crib, on khoos, and in volumes. After a bit she was absolutely fine.
Today, khoos calls me on the way home from Philly, says she's not feeling well, comes home, runs to the bathroom and proceeds to evacuate from both ends. Repeatedly. I farted and the smell made her puke, so she... Read More
I'm torn right now. They are giving me general anesthesia, BUT I can't fucking eat until after the procedure. You can't tell a chubby man that he can't eat for 10 hours after he gets up! I am going to be a cranky motherfucker until I can eat.
