muse25

I got stung by a bee today for the very first time.
I had worked all day on a house near the ocean...I got in the van to go to another job house to finish something....and I felt something....tickle me....... ......right in between my breast.
hmmmmmm.........

I pulled out the collar of my sihrt and saw a bee....just chilling right in between my breast.

NOW a sensible person would calmly remove their shirt and let it fly away.....buuuut not meeeeee.
Ohhhh nooooooo. Instead I freaked the fuck out and started swatting my boobs like I was on fire....screaming!!!! Then it happened.

Pain.



I reached in...grabbed the fucking monster and threw it at my boss (not intentionally)
Now he's freaking out....while driving....screaming that he's allergic to bees. And he flicked it out the window.

Slowly...what looked like a third boob, starts to grow in between my breast.

And it hurts.

Thats my story for the day.