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Nic = lazy.

Sorry nuthin new, no new stories, no new nic'isms...

Hey Babe,
Welcome to Dumps-ville, population: YOU.


tee-hee and such

It's thursday, 5:30, and I'm headin off to kill myh liver.

meh Beer O'clock

lates

YAY!!!


Patriots won!!!


but I gave my roommate 7 points...


BOO!!!


I will now proceed to do 3 shots of everclear...


I am now dead...


If you don't wear black I will cry dead cry tears....


Damn you 7 point spread

Birthday in five days (Jan. 30)...

and the party in four...

Ahhhh life is good...

all I need now are a bunch of sorostitutes and I'll be
golden like a shower...

feel free to send me gifts...

if not gifts, then merely think happy thoughts...

by the way double spacing is cool.. except for the fourth point... and well this one too..

and now random...
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Yea... so i got a new computer.. and it's totally trick!!!

I'm the happiest person EVER!!!!

So, I should definately be on this site more now, since I don't have to suck dick in alleyways any more for some internet access!

YAYAYAY!!!

I'm a heroine addict... I only have sex with women who have saved someone's life...

Yay... i'm in love with an old broad.. Paige Davis...

There was leftover meatloaf tonight, I fed it to the dog.

Palmers Cocoa Butter for Stretchmarks is NOT a good gift to give your girl for christmas.

I closed at the restaraunt tonight, vacuumed and found a nickel.

I did the "duck and tuck/lotion in the basket" hide the penis pose for my girl saying...
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Justin:"Drinking a beer is the complete opposite of reading a book."
Nic:"How so?"
Justin:"When you're reading a book and you finish a page you get to the top of the next page and you're pissed..."
Nic:"Enough said."

I'm back... but in a tired kinda way...

kinda tryin to remember if anyone reads this stuff anymore... probably not cause i barely read anyone elses but hey there's always nekked chicks to gawk at.

I got back sunday night from my "holiday" and yes i am scarred for life (but it's a good thing... or so the shrink tells me )

ummm what else......
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Yay for roommates!

I got to get on the computer today... still kinda hazy...
but everything is goin ok...

I should be home for good the monday after thanksgiving...

it'll be weird celebrating thanksgiving somewhere other than home.

oh well...

Nic loves hottie nurses!

My surgery is tomorrow.. kinda scared but I get a cool scar, all the way from my collar bone to my navel!!!

other than that... i'll be in the hospital until the 21st at the earliest.. so see ya'll when i get out


keep your fingers crossed...
for me.

"I think i just puked a little in my mouth..."

I saw a midget today without any legs.... so I asked him if he was a road sign...

I seriously think that I'm going to hell... it's just that i think I would have too much fun... c'mon a permanent 100 degree weenie roast with suntan oil and all.. its like the trailer parks in...
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I thought P.Diddy was going to kill me so I went out and voted today...

only had to wait a total of 2 hours... four years ago I was in line for 2 minutes... I guess this is a good sign....

That new profile pic over there is from sunday nights halloween party... she was little red riding hood and I was the big bad...
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