muse25

Well 11 days after my operation and I am back on the roof. I was left at a location all by myself tuesday and I wanted to be a bad ass so I stripped the whole thing by myself in three hours. AND IT WAS HOT OMG I was dying. So When i came home to get ready to go on what my frend Tara and I call "Bar adventures" (thats where you only go into crappy lil bars that you have never been in and would never dream of ever going in....we just drive aimlessly and keep our eyes open for those lil neon signs to guide our way.
anyway....where was I...OHH shower....so I take a shower and I notice that I am RED...except for the white outline of a wife beater shirt and the strip of one bra strap that must have been outside the edge of my shirt all day. So naturally that put me in a bad mood....dont worry I have a point to all this......
SOOOooooo after the second bar that we hit we were traveling to our third bar when I was cut off on the highway by a person driving in the low speed lane who got in front of me in the high speed lane ....and she was only doing 45mph. So I flashed her to get out of my way....and she slammed on her brakes to a STOP!!!!!!
I turned into the HULK.
I pulled onthe side of her and threw a bottle at her side window...smashing it. I swear to god I didnt even know I did it till it was done. Now there was a weird silence in my car as I was driving away from the scene of the crime.....Tara was just looking at me like.....
But since no bad deed is left unpunished.....I looked at my pants and the juice from the bottle that I threw was all over the crotch of my pants so it looked like I pissed myself.
I walked into the third crappy bar with my head held high.....still on adrenilian rush.....and a giant piss mark all down my crotch and leg.

I had it coming.

If the girl who I smashed a bottle at is reading this....dont drive 45 in the high speed lane. it angers people. And never stop on the highway. Its dangerous! Someone could get hurt.