Im home on my lunch break...chowing on bagel chips...gods lil gift to man. Tonight is saturday night and I already know that my plans to go out and have fun are doomed. I'm getting out of work at 6ish...then I have to shower and brave the malls to hunt down a mothers day gift for the woman who has everything....and when I ask..."Mom...what do you want?"...shes says..."oh..just a card."
how lame. Then after I knock down small children and handicap people for the last decent..."CARD"...I have to shuttle my friend to Providence...then drive 45 minutes in the opposite direction....to pick up another friend from his girls house...!!!
Im not bitching....but I am venting a bit.....is that the same thing? Oh fudge it. I think I'll grab a bottle of UV cherry voldka and do all this in a drunken bliss. Have a great night all!!!
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tommy_waits:
just wana say your profile kicks ass and ive never seen a preetier roofer in all my days. im not sure what roovin is like in ri but it sux in pa. *laughs*, holler at me if ya feel like it, think id like to get to know ya.
adrunkmobstar:
ya drunken bliss... once again mothers day falls upon us, and we are constantly reminded about how MUCH we hurt coming out... a card will never do, nor will a diamond necklace, we will always be that laaaarge object extracted from between her legs....... happy mothers day mom....