muse25

I like the monkey bites!

Your resume is just as random and diverse as mine would be. My worst job had to be an environmental technician (AKA asbestos removal slave).

Santa never brings me anything, but if he were to I'd like new tires for my 4x4. Sometimes being naughty is nice...

I'll be around from time to time. See ya gorgeous!

hey that dude should have been one of the main characters in that movie. he was so spasstic I loved it...esepically at the end...plus hes cute in his own prehisitoric squirell way.

awe, pretty ladies arent supposed to be so down and hard on themselves....cheer up pretty lady!!
bests

I take it you found some vicadin.

I'm pretty sure as your self proclaimed on-line health care professional I advised you to lay around and get pampered all weekend, what are you doing harassing a poor defenseless yam? And why isn't someone there cooking for you and pampering you? I'm prescribing you vastly more potent narcotics which will grant you the ability to fire massive quantities of liquid marshmallow from you eyes in order to surpress the villianous yams next time they conspire against you.
Hope you're feeling better!

That's a prime example of why I'm getting the hell out of RI, one more idiodic confrontation with the ignorant selfish masses that are over populating this region.
I'm so sorry to hear about your back, I get pinched nerves from time to time it it can be debilitating and really grate on the ability to enjoy anything except sleep. I hope you get some rest and your back heals quickly. I'm a licensed EMT so i'm a professional at this and as your self proclaimed on-line health care professional I'm prescribing you a weekend curled in bed resting and having every whim pampered to. Oh and copious amounts of numbing and relaxing medication as needed.
Hope you feel better soon kiddo!
P.S. You may help yourself to one lolipop and one balloon on your way out of my office.

Your world is very entertaining. I just wanted to stop by to say happy holidays. I don't think I'll be on here as much anymore. Hit me up on AIM if you have access to it, my s/n is under my contact tab here. Don't let the rednecks get you down gorgeous! I feel your pain.

ohhh rednecks do suck. Next time just try waiving a bar of soap at them. That and maybe some classical music shoudl scare them off.

Alright.......do I have to come up there and straighten y'all out?

Vicoden, with a beer chaser....that's the cocktail that usually gets me back to work. Nice to see a girl in the trades.

feel better

sincerely,
Dan the plumber

Sorry to hear that you're in pain. Get better soon.

Jokes huh...
What do you call a large group of gun-toting lesbians?

Militia Ethridge...

*i have nothing against lesbians!*

I am an evil man, twisted from Pez and a really nasty 24 hour bug. My grasp on reality comes and goes and cannot be relied upon as fact or truth.

This is nothing. You should see me when I'm healthy Mucci then I'm really odd.

I hate courtrooms.... If I were on the same elevator I'd have a hard time not staring at you too. But I would have to throw a couple of playful winks in the mix too!

Enjoy the leftovers.

nice shot

Hot pic for a hot bitch!!!! Growwl....

Hey there, cutie! Glad to hear you had a great turkey day. I saw the Detroit Lions get their asses kicked. Woo hoo! (not that I really care, but oh well. Football is football...)

There's a drink with your name on it in NYC

Awesome! Candy corn is the devil. A pic just for me?

I'd love to see it, and trust me.... I'll be honest.

Later gorgeous.

awww... well I might not be able to take you out but hows some flowers?

mmmmm
apple and cinnamon
that sound gorgeous

speaking of gorgeous post some pics of said sexy new outfit

You know I always forget that you drive a mustang. My first thoughts of course is that's pretty fucking cool. Reminds me of the song Whisky Girl by Toby Keith. Anyway, have you had the chance to see the new 05 up close, real nice lookin car. I'm not too mechanically inclines but aethetically it is truly amazing. Saw one at the aution the day I saw you with 69 miles on it. peral white, with black and white interior. real nice. Anyway yepers I'm alive...my "recovering" uncle was here all day and just making life hell for the rest of us. Talk to you laters

PS I so want to go shopping with you...God I hate parking with my truck.

Gotta love the holiday cheer nowadays! Especially for those of us that live here in the northeast. We're such kind and patient people up here.

Damn girl, you sound busy as hell. I do not envy you.

you didn't step on your OWN hands did you? even I'M not THAT clumsy.

thats cool you got to meet someone finally. Which casino do you work at? Foxwoods or Mohegan? I used to live 5 mins away from foxwoods. talk to you later.