Saturday Dec 04, 2004

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I was hungry.


So I opened my refrigarator up

and peeked inside....

I saw something move out of the corner of my eye......



shocked


....thanksgiving leftovers. Poorly wrapped, forgotten about.....and very very angry

I close door......


I order out.



is it normal for leftover yams to hiss?

hmmmm.


confused


cap:
I take it you found some vicadin. whatever
evelduc:
I'm pretty sure as your self proclaimed on-line health care professional I advised you to lay around and get pampered all weekend, what are you doing harassing a poor defenseless yam? And why isn't someone there cooking for you and pampering you? I'm prescribing you vastly more potent narcotics which will grant you the ability to fire massive quantities of liquid marshmallow from you eyes in order to surpress the villianous yams next time they conspire against you.
Hope you're feeling better!

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