Let's talk about my weekend. I think it needs to be discussed. :-)
I spent all day Saturday at the soccer fields with was lovely. I watched some awesome games.
Then that night it was off to enjoy crawfish at a party that was invite only and some folks found that out the hard way. Over 100 pounds of mudbugs were eaten (not all by me) and god only knows how many beers were drank. Fucking fabulous time.
Sunday I woke up late. Very late and headed out to Jupi's house to plan out trip to Thailand. Turns out I met some bad ass Thai and Laos chics! We drank and cooked traditional food from their countries. I love to learn new things and I think they are convinced that I can speak some Thai or atleast understand some things they say. LOL!
But today, today, she took the cake. I slept late again and woke up just in time to realize that I had perfect porn hair and it was lunch time. I headed with my favorite booty call to lunch at a new restaurant that has the most FAB Italian food that was ever put on this earth. I managed to get my lazy ass to the gym for a run and flirt with my cute trainer. Phones calls for sushi for dinner with an old friend and my booty call and drinks turned into the most AH MAZ ING sex ever! Not with both of them, just Mr. BC. That mutha fucker had me screaming like the bitch off the Grudge. I think I freaked him out, but he is still laying in my bed facebooking and wondering what the fuck I am typing about on my laptop. LOL! In the infamous words of Lil Wayne, "Life is a bitch but I appreciate her." Damn right. Good night my loves. Lets see what tomorrow brings back at the shop. There goes the manicure, back to turning wrenches......
XOXO
Murphy
I spent all day Saturday at the soccer fields with was lovely. I watched some awesome games.
Then that night it was off to enjoy crawfish at a party that was invite only and some folks found that out the hard way. Over 100 pounds of mudbugs were eaten (not all by me) and god only knows how many beers were drank. Fucking fabulous time.
Sunday I woke up late. Very late and headed out to Jupi's house to plan out trip to Thailand. Turns out I met some bad ass Thai and Laos chics! We drank and cooked traditional food from their countries. I love to learn new things and I think they are convinced that I can speak some Thai or atleast understand some things they say. LOL!
But today, today, she took the cake. I slept late again and woke up just in time to realize that I had perfect porn hair and it was lunch time. I headed with my favorite booty call to lunch at a new restaurant that has the most FAB Italian food that was ever put on this earth. I managed to get my lazy ass to the gym for a run and flirt with my cute trainer. Phones calls for sushi for dinner with an old friend and my booty call and drinks turned into the most AH MAZ ING sex ever! Not with both of them, just Mr. BC. That mutha fucker had me screaming like the bitch off the Grudge. I think I freaked him out, but he is still laying in my bed facebooking and wondering what the fuck I am typing about on my laptop. LOL! In the infamous words of Lil Wayne, "Life is a bitch but I appreciate her." Damn right. Good night my loves. Lets see what tomorrow brings back at the shop. There goes the manicure, back to turning wrenches......
XOXO
Murphy