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Wednesday Jun 11, 2003

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Recipe - Pissed Off Bastard Pie:

Finely crush one adult male soul. Mix crumbs with flour and egg, and shape into a crust in your tin.

In a separate bowl, mix together two tablespoons sugar, one cup wealth, one teaspoon notoriety, and three tablespoons beauty. Blend well, then allow the mixture to stew for several years.

Slowly mix in one teaspoon talent per year.

Vigorously beat in one dozen crazy lovers, one quart poverty, two tablespoons obscurity, and two cups calamity.

Leave on high heat for one year.

Fill crust with your filling, sprinkle hope on top, and allow to cool indefinately.

Servings vary from one to none to millions.
debrajean:
oh i am still here
Jun 27, 2003
kludog:
that pie sounds too sweet lol
more like sugar and spice pie. hehe
hey mr smith goes to washington rocks!
Jul 11, 2003

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