murderpillar

Dear Senator,

I received your message regarding the Combat Meth Act of 2005, S.103. I believe that throwing money at our nation's drug problem like this is unwise. This money would be much better spent on addressing the source of the problem than prosecuting drug users. More police and more equipment has proven over the decades to NOT be the answer to this problem, and...
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Thanks, SG, for helping me find a new roommate.

The rumors of my lechery are greatly exaggerated.

I want to live in a world with emergency room faith healers. I want to live in a world where pornography is used in advertising, on stadium sized digital billboards. I want to live in a world where laptops are replaced with computers you can wear on your hip, and a visor shines a little lazer in your eye to make it look like the...
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Yay! Someone gave me a testimonial =)

Been an interesting week. Lots to do... dancing... parties... dancing... taking this long break has been great. I'm having to think about money though... gone through half of the 10k from my layoff, and the halfway point makes me re-assess my situation.

I headed down to the clothing store my friend runs so that I could get a bunch of clothes to sell at strip...
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I went to the SG show at The Scene last night. I drank before I headed out, then drank whole lot more there. I don't remember much... I remember pulling this blonde girl I found there around. Apparently I got way too drunk and was blathering incoherently. I never get that drunk... I'm pretty embarassed.

Last weekend I took a spontanious trip to Vegas. I had a lot of fun there... the Luxor was good to me. I stayed six miles off the strip at a hotel in Boulder. Hotels were pretty expensive on the strip, but this place only charged $60 and I had a FULL kitchen, a livingroom, and a bedroom.

This weekend I went out dancing, and...
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I went to a party last night that my old boss threw. We drank absinthe. I'm going to go back to work for her, which means I'm gonna be working at various strip clubs. Hopefully it'll be more fun and less work now that I'm more familiar with the business.

It's always gratifying to walk out of a strip club with more money than I...
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A few days ago a nest of spiders hatched in my ceiling light fixture, and all these tiny spiders started descending on invisible silk. It was soooo annoying... like having a swarm of ants, only the spiders were smaller and would slide down from the ceiling right in my face. I killed them all.

Last night, I captured a mantis in my livingroom. He now...
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