I was going to start out with a joke, but I can never remember jokes. So I called my 8 year old niece to ask for a little help and she offered up one joke she made up all by herself and one moldy oldie.
Now for your groaning pleasure, I present to you: Stacie's Joke
Why did the chocolate chip cookie have to go...
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Now for your groaning pleasure, I present to you: Stacie's Joke
Why did the chocolate chip cookie have to go...
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I haven't talked about this much lately because it's too depressing, but I'm still job-hunting. (Why is it too much to want a job that comes with health insurance? I've turned a few offers down for just that reason. None of them paid enough for me to buy it on my own and still make the bills.)
I applied for a job at the police...
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I applied for a job at the police...
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chikadee:
the good luck fairy just dumped her whole bag of special dust on your noggin, so now you have nothing to worry about. BUT you will kick ass without her help too.. 
goblintcat:
SG IS a rainy day emergency. It's...umm...people networking skills! Yeah!
Yay, a temporary reprieve from 57 degree temps! They've put it off until tomorrow.
Yay, another day of yard work...er, wait
I can't believe it's October. I also can't believe I just ordered my first Christmas gift. What is the world coming to??
...did I mention I'm going to see my best friend for a few days? It'll be good for both of us.
Yay, another day of yard work...er, wait
I can't believe it's October. I also can't believe I just ordered my first Christmas gift. What is the world coming to??
...did I mention I'm going to see my best friend for a few days? It'll be good for both of us.
digipunk:
Wow a Christmas gift already?
My plan this year is to do what i did last year. I'm going to buy all my presents online. I hate shopping in stores at Christmas. People are rude, and there are just too many of them around at that time of the year.
My plan this year is to do what i did last year. I'm going to buy all my presents online. I hate shopping in stores at Christmas. People are rude, and there are just too many of them around at that time of the year.
goblintcat:
Christmas shopping! Good idea. I'm sending the Borg chimps to do my shopping for me this year! As their king they should feel honoured!
Ever had that feeling that you're just completely losing control of your life? Yeah, me too.
However, I am enjoying Vanessa's new set, maybe a little too much
Back to yard work. Today is sunny and beautiful and the temp is in the upper 80s. Tomorrow is supposed to be rainy and gloomy with a temp in the middle 50s. At least I'll have a...
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However, I am enjoying Vanessa's new set, maybe a little too much
Back to yard work. Today is sunny and beautiful and the temp is in the upper 80s. Tomorrow is supposed to be rainy and gloomy with a temp in the middle 50s. At least I'll have a...
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goblintcat:
That might just be some weird tastebud thing on my part..or I had a girlfriend at some point who had lipstick that tasted like Dr. Pepper! Who knows where these ideas come from! 
I really think it's time for a new car. When losing the brakes doesn't even phase me any more it's time to say goodbye to the beagle I do believe.
Of course, I should probably settle down and pick a sofa before I go into the realm of cars. Lord knows what would happen to me then!
I really think it's time for a new car. When losing the brakes doesn't even phase me any more it's time to say goodbye to the beagle I do believe.
Of course, I should probably settle down and pick a sofa before I go into the realm of cars. Lord knows what would happen to me then!
paintedbat:
do you have a different garden for fall or does everything just die and go to sleep till spring?
I love moose!!
But I've seen so many in real life that I don't even care anymore. hahaha
I love moose!!
But I've seen so many in real life that I don't even care anymore. hahaha
Today's my sister's 13th wedding anniversary.
I feel old.
The two have little to do with each other. I feel old every day anyway.
Clockhammer, I told my cousin what you said about her picture, and she said:
Tell him thanks. He needs glasses, but thanks.
Did I mention she's in a bad mood this morning? She works with idiots
I feel old.
The two have little to do with each other. I feel old every day anyway.
Clockhammer, I told my cousin what you said about her picture, and she said:
Tell him thanks. He needs glasses, but thanks.
Did I mention she's in a bad mood this morning? She works with idiots
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goblintcat:
Laugh lines are a GOOD thing! Waaay better than frown lines!
Here's a link to the rabbit that makes me laugh so often!
Rabbit!
Here's a link to the rabbit that makes me laugh so often!
Rabbit!
digipunk:
I feel old too. My friend and his wife just had a baby.
Hurray for Saturday, especially when Better Than Ezra will be playing in approximately 9 hours
Although I have a very odd feeling that Deanna is going to back out of going with me. So either I'll go alone (not bloody likely) or I'll end up being a 3rd wheel with Angie and her new boyfriend, who I haven't met yet, but who I know I...
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Although I have a very odd feeling that Deanna is going to back out of going with me. So either I'll go alone (not bloody likely) or I'll end up being a 3rd wheel with Angie and her new boyfriend, who I haven't met yet, but who I know I...
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goblintcat:
Well that was a soggy adventure! How can there be no refunds though? That doesn't seem right.
You did get free beer though!!!
You did get free beer though!!!
mickster:
Hopefully, the pics of the ex on the web weren't naked ones......
Soniadada would have played even in the downpour (just kidding)
Soniadada would have played even in the downpour (just kidding)
Ok, so October 1 can get here. After that, it can be Christmas, then it can just hurry up and be spring again
BTE's playing tomorrow night. At a show that is NOT on their website or on the street team site. And it's only being promoted by one radio station, which is actually the one of the very last stations I would consider...
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BTE's playing tomorrow night. At a show that is NOT on their website or on the street team site. And it's only being promoted by one radio station, which is actually the one of the very last stations I would consider...
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goblintcat:
Leonard Cohen is a fine musician. I have his book of poetry and song lyrics. "Famous Blue Raincoat" is still my favourite but there's not much I don't like!
I always said Tom Waits was a song writer who happened to be quite poetic, while Leonard Cohen was a poet who happened to write great songs! So he's not only Canadain but also from my neck of the woods!
I always said Tom Waits was a song writer who happened to be quite poetic, while Leonard Cohen was a poet who happened to write great songs! So he's not only Canadain but also from my neck of the woods!
brds8myface:
amazing!! i saw that you tap out some of L.C.'s lyrics and he is my favourite!!! He is currently in my cd play in both house and car..you are a goddess!
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goblintcat:
THAT'S why your my favourite!!!! I thught I was the only one to get excited about that!
That series rocked!!! Well what there was of it!
Oh yes and the bed was safely out of the rain! Not by much but still out of reach! Yay for not sleeping in a soggy bed!
That series rocked!!! Well what there was of it!
Oh yes and the bed was safely out of the rain! Not by much but still out of reach! Yay for not sleeping in a soggy bed!
goblintcat:
Sadly I'm still on the hunt for the right sofa. I think that's the only thing that struck me "Just Like Heaven". The guy chose his apartment based on how comfortable the sofa was in it. I can understand that sort of thinking!
By the way, I was a big fan of the Hardy Boys when I was young too!
By the way, I was a big fan of the Hardy Boys when I was young too!
I want to take a nap.
Why am I so tired all the time lately?
My mom pulled out her Dr. Mom routine and has made her diagnosis: I'm depressed.
Hello, Captain Obvious!
Why am I so tired all the time lately?
My mom pulled out her Dr. Mom routine and has made her diagnosis: I'm depressed.
Hello, Captain Obvious!
frantic:
cause gettin emotional (any emotion) is draining! it really takes it outta ya. and im thinkin that maybe i should go somewhere else find a new site so i can be one of the people that was in the "small" community.
Another miniscule update.
Still in a bad mood over the drama from a couple of days ago. It's my turn to respond, if I'm going to, and I have two choices. I can either prove her wrong, thereby ensuring that we're no longer friends, or suck it up, let it go, and cajole her back into being friends. Yesterday I was mad enough to prove...
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Still in a bad mood over the drama from a couple of days ago. It's my turn to respond, if I'm going to, and I have two choices. I can either prove her wrong, thereby ensuring that we're no longer friends, or suck it up, let it go, and cajole her back into being friends. Yesterday I was mad enough to prove...
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slavewire:
dear oh dear.. drama drama 
ok, go watch a good funny film or somethin.. that's always good for bad mood bears.. i just took my dad with me (who was tired and suffering a migraine) to watch "the 40 year old virgin".. it was hilarious! we laughed.. and erm.. laughed some more..
so go see it!
ok, go watch a good funny film or somethin.. that's always good for bad mood bears.. i just took my dad with me (who was tired and suffering a migraine) to watch "the 40 year old virgin".. it was hilarious! we laughed.. and erm.. laughed some more..
so go see it!
frantic:
thanks id miss you too. i just feel fed up. it seems like its so anti-new person round here.
What the FUCK is wrong with some people? They can't resist taking something that's supposed to be fun and turning it into the fucking drama of the century.
And where's the fucking smiley for someone who can't stop crying?
And where's the fucking smiley for someone who can't stop crying?
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goblintcat:
I'll be back Wednesday night...sometime. Almost done for the week. Only email time I have is at work where everything is going to Hell in a handbasket!
Hope all's going well with you.
Back to being a monkey I go!!!
Hope all's going well with you.
Back to being a monkey I go!!!
masquerade:
I like the little waving one myself.
There's no point crying over dumbass censorship. Get angry and plot revenge, amybe, but don't cry.
There's no point crying over dumbass censorship. Get angry and plot revenge, amybe, but don't cry.
Sleepy Saturday was to store up energy for Super Shopping Sunday
So that worked out well, because today was definitely a Super Shopping sort of Sunday Then I cooked dinner for a few of the girls and they've just left, so I really should be in there washing dishes. Or at least loading the dishwasher, but I don't want to. They'll still be there later,...
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So that worked out well, because today was definitely a Super Shopping sort of Sunday
Then I cooked dinner for a few of the girls and they've just left, so I really should be in there washing dishes. Or at least loading the dishwasher, but I don't want to. They'll still be there later,... Read More
paintedbat:
hahaha still waiting for the cleaning fairy?
I think it must work full time for Martha Stewart
I think it must work full time for Martha Stewart
I'm feeling a little better the mother-in-law gave me a pill of some sort that helped.
Okay this is my favorite joke ever!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interupting Cow
Interupting Cow...
Mooo
I know it's bad, but I love it anyways
It's like last Saturday when I lost my brakes. All I wanted to do was go to Walmart and buy a duvet cover for my new (and first) duvet and Poof! no brakes...thus no cover....thus trying to gt home in something resembling one piece.
I hope it all turns out well. I'd send you my car if I thought it would be any safer.