It is 11:46 am.
I have to leave here at 12:00 pm to be to the hotel at 12:30.
I haven't showered.
Our friend from out-of-town just jumped in shower.
I have heartburn.
I seriously just want to cuddle up with a girl right now and get down to some fucking, but that can't happen.
All of the bridesmaids are not that attractive and the...
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I have to leave here at 12:00 pm to be to the hotel at 12:30.
I haven't showered.
Our friend from out-of-town just jumped in shower.
I have heartburn.
I seriously just want to cuddle up with a girl right now and get down to some fucking, but that can't happen.
All of the bridesmaids are not that attractive and the...
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It is 11:46 am.
I have to leave here at 12:00 pm to be to the hotel at 12:30.
I haven't showered.
Our friend from out-of-town just jumped in shower.
I have heartburn.
I seriously just want to cuddle up with a girl right now and get down to some fucking, but that can't happen.
All of the bridesmaids are not that attractive and the...
Read More
I have to leave here at 12:00 pm to be to the hotel at 12:30.
I haven't showered.
Our friend from out-of-town just jumped in shower.
I have heartburn.
I seriously just want to cuddle up with a girl right now and get down to some fucking, but that can't happen.
All of the bridesmaids are not that attractive and the...
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Friday night I have to kick back with a family that is not mine and entertain people that I have never met before. Should be fun. Saturday is the wedding. I'm not jittery yet. Of course, I'm not the one getting married. I only have to deliver a best man speech. Piece of cake. It takes approx 7min 38 sec to deliver. I read it...
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thenewpope:
Yeah, you should be sorry.
tennille:
Hey funny you should mention that we met before, 'cause I was thinkin' you looked familiar.....but I didn't think anything of it. I do remember you now. What show did you go to? Was it Hair Wars at Barcelona in Scottsdale?
Dear Diary:
I have a new appreciation for strip clubs.
Love,
Sal
I have a new appreciation for strip clubs.
Love,
Sal
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zumbi22:
YEAH MAN! I thought we were homiez! You hit up a strizzie and don't call me??? Damn! That earns you:
BAM! THE DOUBLE DEUCE!!!
BAM! THE DOUBLE DEUCE!!!
jmand2:
Fri. Hot Pink. Jorge's b-day. bring some sluts. i'll bring the drugs.
So, I've decided to take up skateboarding. I tried skateboarding when I was around seven or eight and I full-on fucked myself up. It took about eighteen years to get over the fear of totally scarring my grill, so now I am ready.
The problem is that I know that I will break boards like no other. If I look at a skateboard, the fucker...
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The problem is that I know that I will break boards like no other. If I look at a skateboard, the fucker...
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mothra:
Wood is strong enough. Unless you really plan on dedicating yourself, you won't be breaking boards anytime soon.
jmand2:
Check out the movie Gleaming the Cube. Steel skateboard deck + Christian Slater. No idea how it did not win an Oscar.
I have to wake up tomorrow at 6am for Habitat for Fucking Humanity. Fuck me. I know I'm not going to wake up until 8 or so. I'm just not a morning person and it will show tomorrow. 
jmand2:
Are you gonna build a house? Hopefully it's a house for some poor single mom with 11 kids. She will OWE you if you build her a house. Like a good home-cooked meal. Or something.
zumbi22:
around the world!
I dropped my journalism class today. It was best that I wait until next semester when temperatures will not be flared up as they are today. they wouldn't print my opinion on article on Gay Marriage unless I removed most of the religious swipes and did not refer to Bush as "The Reverend Bush."
Fuck that. I wrote it a specific way and it should...
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Fuck that. I wrote it a specific way and it should...
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ateyoursoul:
god dammit. doesn't anyone realize freedom of speech still exists?
mistressrory:
yea to bad you are a man baby!
I have been disgusted by the treatment of certain individuals on this website. Artist and art critic alike have been crucified on the boards here and it has been appalling.
There has been a certain amount of censorship that has taken place on this, the battlefield of the First Amendment. A website that promotes, above all, a means of expression by those on the fringe...
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There has been a certain amount of censorship that has taken place on this, the battlefield of the First Amendment. A website that promotes, above all, a means of expression by those on the fringe...
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zumbi22:
"I'm not condoning her statement nor am I defending her act of promotion. She is in the wrong on that. I just do not see why some people feel above criticism in their art. I can see why someone would take it personally. All artists do take it as a personal afront when someone says something about their work that isn't nice or ego-boosting. But I don't see why a big deal was made about it. There SO many more negative posts about that set that no one has even jumped upon.
I personally liked the set and would kiss Daje on the mouth (YAH SUKKA!!! I WOULD) but I believe her comment was taken way out of text."
:zb22 stands and applauds with a tear in his eye:
You damn right! Amen, sukka!!!
I personally liked the set and would kiss Daje on the mouth (YAH SUKKA!!! I WOULD) but I believe her comment was taken way out of text."
:zb22 stands and applauds with a tear in his eye:
You damn right! Amen, sukka!!!
thenewpope:
You are rad.
I'm tired of typing.
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zumbi22:
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bombshellbetty:
Is it sorta like: I create orgasms, therefore I am?
I have had the shittiest night ever. I wrote a movie review for my english class. It was a great paper until I typed the last (seriously, it was the last) word and fate intervened. Fate basically said "You are going to have to stay up three hours later than you want to because I am making your program crash and there is not a...
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mistressrory:
I added you to my aim buddy list 
mistressrory:
yay 
Also, he gains all her worldly possesions if they shoud divorce.
In addition, if the groom humps a bridesmaid, he has to hump all the bridesmaids. Including the little one throwing flowers in the aisle.