Babies are cool and everything, but God Damn!, are they narcissistic. Their always all like," Look at me, I'm fresh from the womb!", or, "Look at me, my crap is yellow!" I mean, I've never heard them say that exactly, but you know their thinking it.
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For some reason, babys love me. I dunno why, but most of em giggle ans drool like a motherfucker when they see me.
not sure that's a good thing, but it makes my own heart giggle too.