Oh holy shit my motherfucking balls are magic ones. Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh!
Right. So some of These MC's are associates of mine. I've found myself participating in a few random cyphers lately. You have to be there.
One of my younger sisters lives up here now. She came by the restaurant the other night to invite me out for a drink. I clocked out and met up. She's sitting at the bar with this goddamn fool that she works at the sandwich shop with. I've met this dude through a mutual aquaitance before and he was a rude little worm then. and Now This cunt is 27yo sharing a pitcher of IPA with my 21yo and already well intoxicated lil sis. I ask her how she's getting home. "Walking." Whaaaaaaaaa?! Hells Naw! I tell her I'm getting her a ride. By friend, cab, or whatever, and that we may as well split. She goes to wait for me outside while I settle my tab. This monkeyfuck deuchebag, her coworker, the worm, says something to me that I wasn't sure I heard correctly.
So I ask, "Say What?"
and he repeats, "You're a cockblock."
Why I didn't backhand this fucktard is anybody's guess. I just hope the threats were enough.
Wait a second. He intended to fuck my drunk little sister. I think I will slap him.
Beeeeeyooooooeeeeeeep
My neighbor got his face lacerated by canine choppers the other day. The beast was sitting in the back of a truck and lunged at the victim. He almost got his nose ripped off.
The day before that happened my friend's friend's dog had tried to take a chunk out of your's truly's bonny face. Its jaws snapped a second away from me like a guillotine. I felt the wind. If not for my ninja freshness, I might not be able to stop and smell the roses too.
Now, Today, my other neighbors have company. One of their guests has a truck parked in front of my house. In the back of the truck are two beautiful grey pitbulls who growl at me every time I walk out of my front door. My friend says I should piss in a cup and throw it on the animals. To show them who's boss. I don't really want to do that. What do you think?
Fo Drizzle
Funny how love turns to hate. Almost as if the love was never there at all. Or, at least, never worth anything.
build bridges
Right. So some of These MC's are associates of mine. I've found myself participating in a few random cyphers lately. You have to be there.
One of my younger sisters lives up here now. She came by the restaurant the other night to invite me out for a drink. I clocked out and met up. She's sitting at the bar with this goddamn fool that she works at the sandwich shop with. I've met this dude through a mutual aquaitance before and he was a rude little worm then. and Now This cunt is 27yo sharing a pitcher of IPA with my 21yo and already well intoxicated lil sis. I ask her how she's getting home. "Walking." Whaaaaaaaaa?! Hells Naw! I tell her I'm getting her a ride. By friend, cab, or whatever, and that we may as well split. She goes to wait for me outside while I settle my tab. This monkeyfuck deuchebag, her coworker, the worm, says something to me that I wasn't sure I heard correctly.
So I ask, "Say What?"
and he repeats, "You're a cockblock."
Why I didn't backhand this fucktard is anybody's guess. I just hope the threats were enough.
Wait a second. He intended to fuck my drunk little sister. I think I will slap him.
Beeeeeyooooooeeeeeeep
My neighbor got his face lacerated by canine choppers the other day. The beast was sitting in the back of a truck and lunged at the victim. He almost got his nose ripped off.
The day before that happened my friend's friend's dog had tried to take a chunk out of your's truly's bonny face. Its jaws snapped a second away from me like a guillotine. I felt the wind. If not for my ninja freshness, I might not be able to stop and smell the roses too.
Now, Today, my other neighbors have company. One of their guests has a truck parked in front of my house. In the back of the truck are two beautiful grey pitbulls who growl at me every time I walk out of my front door. My friend says I should piss in a cup and throw it on the animals. To show them who's boss. I don't really want to do that. What do you think?
Fo Drizzle
Funny how love turns to hate. Almost as if the love was never there at all. Or, at least, never worth anything.
build bridges
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girl_afraid:
ps- cockblocker???? what a fucking dick.
snakeplissken:
I visited Arcata once when I was living in Norcal. I think I still have the buzz.