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morphious91

Denver

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Monday Jun 18, 2007

Jun 18, 2007
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You know what, McDonalds knows what they're talking about. I bought a happy meal today, and what did it do? It made me really happy, who'd a thunk? Lol, but seriously there was this awesome Shrek toy, and I just had to have it. When I worked at the dollar theater in Denver last summer we wore these green shirts, and my manager didn't know my name at first, and well Money bless his soul, he called me Shrek. And it kinda stuck.

So anyway, this toy is awesomeness incarnate, or in plasticity, or in toyness. But yeah it talks and burps, and well makes me happy. The joy toy for hello boy.... or something like that.

That Reyka ad at the top of the page is pissing me off... it covers up my tabs, so I cant access my profile, grr. Ok I get it, vodka flavored wodka... But no morpious, you have a message, grrr.

Who actually says grr in real life? hehe, people would probably look at you weird, I think I'd look at me weird if i said grrr. Is there a way to say it with a straight face? I havent found one, hehe.

Eat me, Drink me still rocks.

My football team is doing badly... we're 1-4-1 and on sunday two of my defensive linemen got hurt and are out for the season... So that means coach Kendall needs to go recruiting for big guys at the gym who wanna try such a "weird american sport".

Germans are very set in their ways and needy of trust. But that's not necessarily a bad thing, cuz once you get their trust its there till you lose it. So in other word the bonds that form are for life if you're a trustworty person. Its so easy to make good friends here.

I'm working again tomorrow. I've had a job for about two months now working as a doorman at a local club. It's a great place, great music, good people. Only a few fights. Tomorrows theme is "metal meltdown" yeeah. But unfortunately, and well i guess fortunately as well, the club's kinda dead on a tuesday. I'll be coverin for Leroy, my Irish buddy at work.

My pinky hurts, it got dislocated 4 times in yesterdays game... its about the size of my middle finger now.

penny dreadful is a cool movie... watch it!

im outa town, outa space and outta this place, hehe

-yoeploerkeroer-

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