Oh Jesus fucking Christ.
Sorry to those who saw this pre-edit. My life has taken a seriously complicated and confusing turn. I'm terrified. It wasn't as bad as I thought, but it definitely wasn't good either. Let's just leave it at that for now.
Nobody likes shitty entries so instead I will tell you funny stories of my trip to Sandcastle, a local waterpark.
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Sorry to those who saw this pre-edit. My life has taken a seriously complicated and confusing turn. I'm terrified. It wasn't as bad as I thought, but it definitely wasn't good either. Let's just leave it at that for now.
Nobody likes shitty entries so instead I will tell you funny stories of my trip to Sandcastle, a local waterpark.
What...
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Still Fly
Um hey.
I'm BORED.
Can't pay my rennnnt all my money's spent but that's okay cause I'm still flyyyyyy......Got everything in my mama name...but I'm hood rich da daaaa da da!
I was drinking rum with my dude but he pussed out on me about an hour ago. He thinks he is soooo tough. I think that's real funny.
Drinking by myself is...
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Um hey.
I'm BORED.
Can't pay my rennnnt all my money's spent but that's okay cause I'm still flyyyyyy......Got everything in my mama name...but I'm hood rich da daaaa da da!
I was drinking rum with my dude but he pussed out on me about an hour ago. He thinks he is soooo tough. I think that's real funny.
Drinking by myself is...
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handsolo:
petty like tom.
eternalpain75:
She sounds catty 
Baby, I'm bad news.
The past week was crazy.
I will never be able to eat peanut butter again.
I was a tard and decided to have a party while house/dog sitting for my parents. I didn't realize that my friends are a bunch of giant infants who would throw peanut butter all over the house, permanently and obviosuly staining the wallpaper, and break/steal/hide? the...
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The past week was crazy.
I will never be able to eat peanut butter again.
I was a tard and decided to have a party while house/dog sitting for my parents. I didn't realize that my friends are a bunch of giant infants who would throw peanut butter all over the house, permanently and obviosuly staining the wallpaper, and break/steal/hide? the...
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tuli:
That party sounded fun minus the PB incedint.
Luckilly your parents weren't too pissed at ya, always a plus!
Luckilly your parents weren't too pissed at ya, always a plus!
kemicalphuture:
WAIT! YOU HAD A PARTY?!
YOU DIDNT INVITE ME......man
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ILL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS......
YOU DIDNT INVITE ME......man
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ILL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS......
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undershaker:
Please. Everyone knows I am the one and only Unique Ason.
Nice photos, though. I didn't think your frame could support another person, however lithe and womanly, piggyback, though. IMPRESSIVE.
What were you (faux?) drinking, though? Beer? Sarsparilla?... Cider (as the Euros call it)?
Also: good album -- nay, great album -- from when you were in sixth grade, or sumpin', is Propellerheads - decksanddrumsandrocknroll. Bang on!
Nice photos, though. I didn't think your frame could support another person, however lithe and womanly, piggyback, though. IMPRESSIVE.
What were you (faux?) drinking, though? Beer? Sarsparilla?... Cider (as the Euros call it)?
Also: good album -- nay, great album -- from when you were in sixth grade, or sumpin', is Propellerheads - decksanddrumsandrocknroll. Bang on!
el_scootro:
i saw the grand ole opry today! 
So...
I am thinking of changing my SG name from Monroe to BigBabyJesus. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? Or perhaps I'll go with DirtMcGirt. I dunno.
I am thinking of changing my SG name from Monroe to BigBabyJesus. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? Or perhaps I'll go with DirtMcGirt. I dunno.
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jaggy:
i like BabyShoes...you're profile pic should be
of course, add some stuff to your profile like in Movies like "Willow" ..somehow throw in some midget motifs in your sets. ...if you ever have a new one. ... yeah, thats right! im pokin.
of course, add some stuff to your profile like in Movies like "Willow" ..somehow throw in some midget motifs in your sets. ...if you ever have a new one. ... yeah, thats right! im pokin.
neverdie41:
what about bigbabyboozy?
So I didn't end up getting the dress. I found out that the girl I was going to buy it from was a scammer. Luckily, I realized this BEFORE I sent any money this time. Ugh. I'm disappointed but relieved at the same time. Another girl who I know and trust offered to sell it to me, but she wanted retail price and I really...
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dotty:
I want to see this bargain Betsy dress! Also, I'm glad you didn't get ripped off for the other one. That girl sounds like she needs a good slap.
undershaker:
By the way, I was reading SI last week, and saw a Chevrolet ad with an All-Star Game theme. It's in Pittsburgh this year, and the piece included a picture of a sandwich, with the fries on the inside.
I was mad jealous, right then. I miss that set-up, had it in Romania quite a lot; sometimes, I can even still taste my bucata de snitel de pui cu sos de "horseradish" si cartofi a la franceza.
Damnit.
I was mad jealous, right then. I miss that set-up, had it in Romania quite a lot; sometimes, I can even still taste my bucata de snitel de pui cu sos de "horseradish" si cartofi a la franceza.
Damnit.
Soooo how was everyone's 4th? Mine was boring. It rained. The end.
I got a piece of DREAM L.A.M.B. for a fraction of the retail price!!!! I'm so pumped, you don't even know.
This will be my downfall...spending my hardearned cash on designer dresses instead of things I actually need, like a new camera to replace my broken one. I do kind of need the...
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I got a piece of DREAM L.A.M.B. for a fraction of the retail price!!!! I'm so pumped, you don't even know.
This will be my downfall...spending my hardearned cash on designer dresses instead of things I actually need, like a new camera to replace my broken one. I do kind of need the... Read More
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el_scootro:
i do secretly love it. an your pitcure didnt work jerk.
el_scootro:
DONT POINT THAT THING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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madeleine:
Thanks so much for commenting on my set, lovely!
phlaxus:
You've got me addicted! I was at work today singing that Washington...Washing-TON song all day.
And now, I will paint your silver pants blue...
Hi there.
Have you missed me in the past week? I'm sure you have! It's been pretty much the same deal....Went out last Thursday....started drinking a little after 10. Stopped around 5. There was an Englishman passed out on my bathroom floor, a lesbian on my couch, a Gia and a Scooter in my bed, beer...
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Hi there.
Have you missed me in the past week? I'm sure you have! It's been pretty much the same deal....Went out last Thursday....started drinking a little after 10. Stopped around 5. There was an Englishman passed out on my bathroom floor, a lesbian on my couch, a Gia and a Scooter in my bed, beer...
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jaggy:
i love polaroids....i love the word polaroid.
im too old for myspace. i think im gonna hang out at friendster or shimsham with one of the profile pics of me in a sexy pose with a preppy shirt and a cellphone from hell or pda hanging off my Docker belt like this fucko:
speaking of the gay. i bought some this hair gel:
my gf thinks its for gay guys thus implying i burgle butts. so if im gay, then you can say im a girl...which makes her a lesbian. so what im trying to say is that i miss my dad.
8 minutes left to edit...this feature is gay.
im too old for myspace. i think im gonna hang out at friendster or shimsham with one of the profile pics of me in a sexy pose with a preppy shirt and a cellphone from hell or pda hanging off my Docker belt like this fucko:
speaking of the gay. i bought some this hair gel:
my gf thinks its for gay guys thus implying i burgle butts. so if im gay, then you can say im a girl...which makes her a lesbian. so what im trying to say is that i miss my dad.
8 minutes left to edit...this feature is gay.
eternalpain75:
Good luck with your life plan 
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undershaker:
DAT SKRILLA. Get it, my lovely.
Especially the grill. The necklace... I don't know. I'm sure it'll look nice, but things like that, maybe not so gaudy, remind me of the wannabe gangstas's jewelry that I saw too much of in middle school.
(That said, Tricia Garcia was not bad to look at, and Erika Delugi (sp?) was slammin', in any subculture.)
Also, agree, the Poles can cook.
Especially the grill. The necklace... I don't know. I'm sure it'll look nice, but things like that, maybe not so gaudy, remind me of the wannabe gangstas's jewelry that I saw too much of in middle school.
(That said, Tricia Garcia was not bad to look at, and Erika Delugi (sp?) was slammin', in any subculture.)
Also, agree, the Poles can cook.
el_scootro:
wanna know how i know your gay? your dick tastes like shit. (thats still gross.)
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ryoukansan:
I'm not sure why.. but I cant stop laughing at that picture..
I loath those kinda dogs and I know where your coming from
My buddys mom calls them stinking little pissers
I loath those kinda dogs and I know where your coming from
My buddys mom calls them stinking little pissers
tuli:
Word.
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pure:
I LOVE Gwen !! ! !!
Beautiful photo.. I never knew he cheater on her cute baby Kingston
Aww
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Beautiful photo.. I never knew he cheater on her
cute baby Kingston
Aww
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rigel:
cold sassy tree is great, i read it in one day!! also theres a book for sg book exchange if you're interested
Your update made me laugh
Know all about kids with C cup haha my flatmate has some crazy theory it's chicken hormones?!
Something about genetics meh feeding chickens all kinda shit make then grow KFC people eat KFC therefore eat the grow hormoes= bigger boobies. WTF
s m i l e
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Bully to peeing in pools in Toledo, then.
But, yeah... Tell it to (my) blog. By the way, if you don't mind changing up your biting retorts, and occasionally using this -- "tell it to your blog" -- instead of "you're gay", I would appreciate it. I want TITYB to become the next big hip(ster) catchphrase. (I cannot take credit for it, though, as a Philadelphian on a board I frequent created the expression.)