monroe

So instead of doing something productive on my day off, I slept until 1 and spent the entire day browsing for grills. And no, not one for my back porch, one for my TEETH. Mother. Fuckers.

You'll be glad when I get one. Truuuuust me. It's an omen of good things to come.

So. What do you do on your day off?

I also found this:

Which I pretty much fucking need.

If you wanna buy it for me, you can get it here.

This shit is expensive though! I gotta go find the fake stuff somewhere!

I got a gold lame bikini top, gold sneakers....goldgoldgold. If only my camera would work.

I've always had a thing for shiney gold stuff. When I was little, like five, my dad and I were shopping for presents for my mom. And I picked out gold. lame. pants. as my gift to her. Which he of course thought was hysterical, so he bought them, and the she had to wear them out once hahahah! I also HAD to have this dress that had a black velvet top and a shiney gold bottom. It was my favorite. I guess I've always been a little eccentric.

Tomorrow there will be copious amounts of alcohol consumption, awesomely shitty 80s music, big time hating, and a slumber party with my favorite vaginas and probably manginas!

I'm going to be a part of something really awesome, and I'm super pumped. There's an article on it here and its website is here.

Okay, I gotta go make a phonecall because I was being a bitch and I need to apologize (sort of).

Love,
Monroe