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FyreMo productions is currently seeking fresh ideas for a new Silliness thread. We want your suggestions, which we will then tear into tiny chunks, swallow and then poop back out as an intact thread ready for your enjoyment.

Fuck you, alright? We like to recycle.

The only caveat is that we want ideas for a competition. Possibly a tournament. Possibly a Hunger Games scenario. The
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mojo7673:
@colchicine in order to duck the attention of certain cosplay enthusiasts, I'm thinking it shouldn't be in Silliness. At this stage just ideas for the thread and then we will find a home for it.
colchicine:
Well, if you or whoever you want to start the thread blocks that guy then he can't comment in in FYI :) Taste of his own medicine perhaps? Shouldn't have to go out of your way because of his ass. 
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Home to the sexiest boys on all of Suicide Girls, SB is proud to announce that @pugsie is now a moderator alongside yours truly.

Go and say hi. She's amazing...a bit like a unicorn but with a ferocious intellect and a perkier, non horsey bum.

Please help her out since she's allergic to not seeing men in uniform and will cut you
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hellfyre420:
'Murcia........FUCK YEAH!!!! @pipercadence
coyotemike:
My penis is still secret. 
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(Proudly brought to you by http://sibg.com/art-of-the-pickup/ )

I have spent hours 'prepping' to meet a 'woman'. Apparently, 'women' can now be found everywhere ranging from supermarkets to Sponge Bath Day down at the old folks home. Chances are good I will meet a 'woman' and be approved to mate with her soon.

My prep involves delicate selection of 'small talk' and plenty of...
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hellfyre420:
The proper way to court a woman of today is to apply a unicorn mask on any part of your body that you wish to draw attention to, shimmy shake seductively up to the woman and udder these exact words....."Wow, you make my uni corn all over. Can we do the sex?" She will be on you like flies on shit! 
phaseishh:
i CREATED an indirect opener, It's genius and you are going to love me for it, Time constraint, but the important question is are you a belieber?
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"Good evening and welcome to Hard Yards. I'm your host, Derrick Tushy. We ask the tough questions and get the tough answers. Tonight on Hard Yards...we talk to Mojo7673 in his first interview since his last interview."

"Mojo7673, thankyou for your time. If I can start...wait what are you doing?"

"Oh sorry, I didn't realise we were on. Let me just
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fearthestars:
@vanissa Make you question humanity bad
vanissa:
@fearthestars That bad? 😳 Okay, maybe I'm glad I didn't see it
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Image result for news update

So fellas, where are you? There's a heap of ladies that want to get to know you better over on Suicide Boys and are waiting for you to start posting. Go nuts!

Remember that Suicide Boys is your chance to show a different side of you in a safe and tolerant space. We don't judge you on your body shape or anything - everyone
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vanissa:
I saw the gifs and all I heard in my head was "The Simpsonsssss da nun nuh nuh nuh nanananan" yeah, the theme song. 😂 Hopefully more guys start participating in SB ☺️
alex8094:
that sound nice!!
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I probably haven't mentioned it, but I'm a huge fan of comic books ahem...graphic novels. I'm not going to get into that bullshit about saying "Well they aren't just for kids you know!". You either believe that or you don't....and nothing I say is going to change that.

Money is tight, so I'm behind on a lot...
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avrora:
we know they are not just for kids :> 
quinnh:
Ooooh I might have to get onto Alias
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( Reposted in case the thread that this was originally on gets taken down )

Follow Uncle Mojo's guide to reclaiming your testosterone. Grow balls as big as pineapples just by following these simple steps.

1. Remember not to sit down when you piss.

2. Become glorious Alpha Male.

3. Get leg stuck in trap.

4. Gnaw own leg off & staunch bleeding.

5. Spray pheromones
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chef:
Hahahaha
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(Bear with me on this post. I write in the present tense a lot even though the worst of my behaviour is in the past. I have also made the decision to repost it and now set it so that the public can read it. )

Now here's a shocking blog. You might not want to read it and I could fully understand that if...
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littleharpy:
☹️ I'm sorry u feel that way sometimes.  Hugs
sosbanfach:
I have an ex who's bulimic (or EDNOS she reckons), she used to take a wrench to her thighs. She'd say the same, easiest place to hide. The bruises would come up a thick grey and yellow. I can relate more to the punching. Despite my bravado, I've not started a fight since I was thirteen but I've kicked the shit out of a few brick walls when the rage has gotten so intense it physically hurts to keep it in. I hope you're feeling sound in yourself right now, Mojo, and I'm glad you have this blog as an outlet. You're a terrifically entertaining spirit.
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So I cribbed this from the Hopeful's page because I have been watching a lot of horror lately. I'm not a big fan of 'torture porn' like SAW or Hostel. I like the old school horror.

This week I'm going to give a shoutout to the best horror movie of the 1980's - David Cronenberg's 'The Fly'.

Image result for the fly 1986

It's a proper
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colchicine:
Fantastic movie! I love Cronenberg. 
mojo7673:
@colchicine I was agonising over this vs The Thing but this won out. Jeff Goldblum has rarely been better than his performance in this one...and that birthing scene will live in infamy forever.
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