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Immediately upon its mention as a candidate -friends lighting themselves on fire- was added, without deliberation, to the list of things that will always be funny.
We all have one of those friends who, along with accidentally mace-ing themselves, have lit themselves on fire often. This is the story of one such man, er, human torch.
I knew Farmer Mike in the days when the...
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We all have one of those friends who, along with accidentally mace-ing themselves, have lit themselves on fire often. This is the story of one such man, er, human torch.
I knew Farmer Mike in the days when the...
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ilsa:
Hahaha that's very funny! 
I know a better thing than what he did... As dangerous as it but more espectacular. You have to fill a bottle of coke or pepsi with something similar to bleach but it's not bleach, in spanish it's called "aguarrs", it's just more corrossive than bleach... Then you fold the bottle by the high of the aguarrs and in the other part you have to introduce a few balls of that silvery paper you use for food, but taking care that it doesn't mix with the aguarrs. Close the bottle and throw it as far as you can and BOOOOOM!!
Don't try this at home
I know a better thing than what he did... As dangerous as it but more espectacular. You have to fill a bottle of coke or pepsi with something similar to bleach but it's not bleach, in spanish it's called "aguarrs", it's just more corrossive than bleach... Then you fold the bottle by the high of the aguarrs and in the other part you have to introduce a few balls of that silvery paper you use for food, but taking care that it doesn't mix with the aguarrs. Close the bottle and throw it as far as you can and BOOOOOM!!
Don't try this at home
miffy:
come play. bicycles are running me over here.
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traumatron:
you should see the back yard.
korben:
you crack me up.
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ilsa:
Hehe funny pics, you both are sooo cute 
I did my set this morning and I had a great time, but we have to repeat some pics because of the poor lighting
I did my set this morning and I had a great time, but we have to repeat some pics because of the poor lighting
syh:
Nice pics. 
She is evil, isn't she.
She is evil, isn't she.
We humped down to the DMZ today, also known as Ohio, also known as Blowhio, for a little HRA, also known as Hot Rear Action but in this case it was Hot Racin' Action.
We rode hard, we did well, afterwards I coughed up some blood, but not too much. I guess I haven't quite kicked that bronchitis yet eh?
"Dr. is it bad...
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We rode hard, we did well, afterwards I coughed up some blood, but not too much. I guess I haven't quite kicked that bronchitis yet eh?
"Dr. is it bad...
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thehedgehog:
>>that is one sweet fan.
it put the blow in blowhio :]
it put the blow in blowhio :]
korben:
is that a duck in your mouth? i hope your not going to eat him. he looks to cute to eat.
Re: April Fool's
You may have noticed that yesderday's post was completely rediculous, and as such, an extremely lame April Fool's prank, then again, you may not have. There are three possilble responses to a lame AFD joke.
Wink, and go about your day.
Welcome to my inner circle.
Express your sympathy for me, and my recent lack of kneecaps
There is no question you...
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You may have noticed that yesderday's post was completely rediculous, and as such, an extremely lame April Fool's prank, then again, you may not have. There are three possilble responses to a lame AFD joke.
Wink, and go about your day.
Welcome to my inner circle.
Express your sympathy for me, and my recent lack of kneecaps
There is no question you...
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kira:
once again i have just missed you...i went to j alexander's with the girls i worked with this evening to bitch about work for a bit...i'm so sorry i missed you... ...i hope that you do super duper tomorrow at your race in ohio. all of my thoughts will be with you so i hope you do awsome. i really must come to see you race soon because i am so very interested in seeing how everything works at your races...i can't wait to see you on sunday we will have such a wonderful time. i don't have to work on monday and don't have k till tuesday night so i would love to hang out monday night to if this works out for you but i am sure i will talk to you again before then...pretty please call me and tell me how it went tomorrow when you get home cause i would love to hear all about it...good luck tomorrow...i miss you...
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...i hope that you do super duper tomorrow at your race in ohio. all of my thoughts will be with you so i hope you do awsome. i really must come to see you race soon because i am so very interested in seeing how everything works at your races...i can't wait to see you on sunday we will have such a wonderful time. i don't have to work on monday and don't have k till tuesday night so i would love to hang out monday night to if this works out for you but i am sure i will talk to you again before then...pretty please call me and tell me how it went tomorrow when you get home cause i would love to hear all about it...good luck tomorrow...i miss you... [Edited on Apr 02, 2004 9:37PM]
kira:
oh how i miss your cute little freckled nose...
Hi everyone,
All good things must come to an end right? These past few weeks have been amazing, but I must warn you that I will not be on line much for a little while.
I will be going into the hospital later this evening to have surgery. As it turns out I have a rare cartilidge condition and they will be removing both of...
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All good things must come to an end right? These past few weeks have been amazing, but I must warn you that I will not be on line much for a little while.
I will be going into the hospital later this evening to have surgery. As it turns out I have a rare cartilidge condition and they will be removing both of...
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kira:
me likes me some of you....
some_crazeh_dood:
Sadly, I know the pain. 
It's never good, but you should do fine bud. Just hope you don't lose your "spring" when you /wiggles nose. Hehe maybe I shouldn't have said that! :p
It's never good, but you should do fine bud. Just hope you don't lose your "spring" when you /wiggles nose. Hehe maybe I shouldn't have said that! :pWhat an evening of jubilation.
There is nothing like home cooked chicken stirfry and apple pie with your lesbian exgirlfriend and her incredibly gay fiance who happens to be your old roommate. Seriously, they're my favorite people ever.
I swallowed my extreme distaste for it, and ventured into suburbia to see them...
Directions to their house,
-We're at the end of the cul de...
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There is nothing like home cooked chicken stirfry and apple pie with your lesbian exgirlfriend and her incredibly gay fiance who happens to be your old roommate. Seriously, they're my favorite people ever.
I swallowed my extreme distaste for it, and ventured into suburbia to see them...
Directions to their house,
-We're at the end of the cul de...
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nadine:
hey, thanks for saying hello to my guy. i also said hello to the lovely kira!
i also said hello to the lovely kira!
kira:
i tried to get you online before i had to leave for work but i just missed you...you signed off as i signed on... but i am sure i will talk to you later today or tonight or tomorrow or all of the above...i will definately be coming home tonight for jimmy's house no longer has power due to unpaid bills so home again, home again for me...ok off to work i go...maybe i will try calling you on my lunch...if your lucky, are you lucky??? i think you are...
but i am sure i will talk to you later today or tonight or tomorrow or all of the above...i will definately be coming home tonight for jimmy's house no longer has power due to unpaid bills so home again, home again for me...ok off to work i go...maybe i will try calling you on my lunch...if your lucky, are you lucky??? i think you are... Good morning my good porn goblins!
Mornings are my favorite part of the day, I wish I could have morning for at least %65 of every day.
Can someone say 'French press and a bag of Milano cookies?" It may not be the breakfast of Champions, but it most certainly is the breakfast of my fine ass.
I think for lunch I'll have some Krispy...
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Mornings are my favorite part of the day, I wish I could have morning for at least %65 of every day.
Can someone say 'French press and a bag of Milano cookies?" It may not be the breakfast of Champions, but it most certainly is the breakfast of my fine ass.
I think for lunch I'll have some Krispy...
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mnislahi:
oh btw.. you thread!.. whoa! lol nice.
nadine:
he heh glad i could be of assistance in you rocking hard to therapy! 
Spring in my town is supreme.
We had some bike racing this morning, and then met saturn and kira for some fancy foods at a sidewalk cafe.
Surely we are too hip for our own good. Perhaps we should publish a manual. but these sil-dos beat us to it.
This weekend the world was made right. Kira's set went up, my phone came...
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We had some bike racing this morning, and then met saturn and kira for some fancy foods at a sidewalk cafe.
Surely we are too hip for our own good. Perhaps we should publish a manual. but these sil-dos beat us to it.
This weekend the world was made right. Kira's set went up, my phone came...
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mnislahi:
*poke*
kira:
good morning sunshine!!!
brill.
follow this to TOUR DE FRANCE.
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